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29 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

It's  come to my attention that Ringo has been holding out on his addiction, "hate to throw him under the bus"  BUT ....  It's impossible to live in Naples without an addiction for Swamp buggy racing.  Apparently it's the swamp buggy capitol.  :rofl:

Swamp buggies are insane!! That video is maybe 15 min from me. Used to go in high school to their yearly bash - craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy parties, cars, girls, etc... good time!

I have yet to drive a buggy though. Looks like a blast!

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Wow ! That is cool to watch !!! 👍👍👍👍👍

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11 hours ago, Fitzy said:

All this talk of old English cars has resulted in me posting these two images. The first is a Hillman Imp - look at the 4 different camber angles on all 4 wheels.

The second isn't English, but from Simca in France. Simca was the French component of Chrysler. They sent these things to Australia, bolted in the 4 litre 6 from the Valiant and then wondered why they wouldn't corner properly. They went like shit off a shovel in a straight line but too bad if you had to turn the car at any point. Note the disappearing hubcap - it's even faster than the car.



That’s justA sad ! :rofl:

Glad we never got that Pos here !!! :rofl:

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UUUhhh,  you must not play in very deep mud.😁

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Acme Co. thru Amazon, of course. Where the coyote gets the rest of his ridiculous shit too! Where else ?

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At one point during a game, the coach 

called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked,

“Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?” 

“Yes, coach,” replied the little boy.

“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win 

or lose together, as a team?” 

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an 

out is called, you shouldn't argue, or curse,or attack the 

umpire, or call him an asshole. 

Do you understand all that?” 

Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.

The coach continued, “And when I take you out 

of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,

 we don’t call that 'a dumb-ass decision' or that it means

 that the coach is 'a shithead', right??” 

“Yes, coach.” 

“Good”, said the coach. “Now go over there and 

explain all that to your grandmother.”


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In the    
1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed    
To beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.    
Hence we have 'the rule    
Of thumb'       

Many years ago in    
Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen    
Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus, the word GOLF entered    
Into the English language. 


It is impossible to lick    
Your elbow.  

The percentage of    
Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get    
The percentage of    
North America that is wilderness: 38%


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If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died    
Of natural causes    
(If the statue is on the ground it is because of political reasons!)

In English pubs, ale    
is ordered by pints and quarts.. So in old England , when  
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind    
your pints and quarts, and settle down.'    
It's where we get    
the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'      

Many years ago in    
England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or    
handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill ,    
they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle'    
is the phrase inspired by this practice.  


At least 75% of    
people who read this will try to lick their    


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just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read    
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istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?    


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person who works at the desk next to you.      
5. Your reason for    
not staying in touch with friends and family is that they    
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20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic    
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tilting your head sideways to smile. : )    
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this and nodding and laughing      
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know exactly to whom you are going to forward this    
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to notice there was no #9 on this list.    
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scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this    

FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~      


Go on, forward this    
to your friends. You know you want to!  Go lick your    

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I licked my elbow but it tasted of coffee. Is this normal?

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12 minutes ago, Fitzy said:

I licked my elbow but it tasted of coffee. Is this normal?

Depends on where your elbow has been.   May be a bad sign.

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