Don't EVER grow up!!!

[Frosty]

[JUSTA6]

From the Will Smith collection.....

[JUSTA6]

[Ringo64]

14 hours ago, Frosty said:

I'd have fun for about 5 min

[JUSTA6]

So this is progress as we know it......  and Don't get me started on the EV thing again!

[Ringo64]

12 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

My dad and I were close to this over 2020  . I buzzed my hair almost off, except for the top. My dad is not quite that bald as this picture but is missing some hair on top.

[JUSTA6]

[Ringo64]

On 12/10/2022 at 9:14 PM, JUSTA6 said:

Encountered this last night and you have never experienced anything like a stubborn, sleeping 30lb corgi.

[JUSTA6]

[64 kiwi boni]

2 hours ago, Ringo64 said:

Encountered this last night and you have never experienced anything like a stubborn, sleeping 30lb corgi.

awww now you know we all love pictures around here Ringo !!! we havent seen him since he was a pup !

[Ringo64]

32 minutes ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

awww now you know we all love pictures around here Ringo !!! we havent seen him since he was a pup !

Got more than most probably care to see 😂. The other corgi is my sister’s. My fiancée dresses ours up in that bandanna 🙄

[64 kiwi boni]

Very cool !👍

He is no puppy now !

[Ringo64]

Nope nearly full grown! Another month till he turns 1. 

[JUSTA6]

 As We Age

Things to ponder as you age . . .

  The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳
  The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳
  The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳
  The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 😔

  And then . . .

 

  KFC inventor died at 94 😊
  Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊
  Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜
  The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake 😜
  Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊

  How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
  The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
  The turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives 400 years.

  So . . .
  Have a drink,
  Take a nap,
  And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.

[Frosty]

23 hours ago, Ringo64 said:

Encountered this last night and you have never experienced anything like a stubborn, sleeping 30lb corgi.

How about an 85 lb., 12-year old golden retriever instead? Does that count?

[Ringo64]

11 minutes ago, Frosty said:

How about an 85 lb., 12-year old golden retriever instead? Does that count?

[Frosty]

Molly is a loveable, incorrigible bed pig.

You notice how she lays on the bed so there is no possible way you can get in the bed?!

Edited December 13, 2022 by Frosty

[JUSTA6]

 

[64 kiwi boni]

Yip what was i supposed to do next week ????, get ham check,.. buy beers check ... hmmm think i need to get something else !!!!!

new carb for the 64 ? engine and transmisson for the 57.....hmmmmm,, i forget !

Fitzy !!!! have i forgotten anything ?

Edited December 16, 2022 by 64 kiwi boni

[Fitzy]

You've got ham & beer. Nothing else matters. Oh - hang on. You better buy the Boss some perfume, or flowers or some other girly crap. They love that shit.

[JUSTA6]

Explanation of basic words.....

 

BEAUTY PARLOR....A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.   

Commitee ..A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.

RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET
A story you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES
Something other people have....similar to my character lines.

OLD
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"

. . . and that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!

[JUSTA6]

[JUSTA6]

[Frosty]

Truth!

Reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

Twelve pack a bud
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five flanel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustang G.T

 

Edited December 20, 2022 by Frosty

[JUSTA6]

This will make ya smile.  Ride the trailer hitch N spit the teeth over the back.