And Finally, Some People Never Get Old! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Life Is Precious.  Life Is Short.    

Live It to The Fullest!

Growing old is mandatory. Up is optional.

I told me wife before we got married that I would never act my age. So far, I've lived up to that promise.

love the top one Justa, guy with 1 horse power and a whip ! yeeeee haaa 

I"m still wondering if OLive Oyl got better looking or worse with age. It's still 50-50 in my book.

3 hours ago, Frosty said:

I"m still wondering if OLive Oyl got better looking or worse with age. It's still 50-50 in my book.

More like Olive Cisco now! 

21 hours ago, Last Indian said:

More like Olive Cisco now! 

Cisco or Crisco?

11 hours ago, Frosty said:

Cisco or Crisco?

Typo or dam spellcheck, not sure which now! The second one! Crisco!

That makes sense.

This would soooo be me!!!

 

"Lexiphile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish” and "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

 

 

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic? It's syncing now.

 

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

 

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

 

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

 

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

 

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

 

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

 

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

 

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

 

A will is a dead giveaway.

 

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

 

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

 

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

 

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

 

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

 

He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed???

 

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

 

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

 

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

 

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

 

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

 

When chemists die, they barium.

 

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

 

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

 

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

that last one looks just like the broom stick my ex flew

So my buddy next door needed a bolt and asked to look through my collection.  Everyone walking, riding bikes, young N old always stop by to say Hi, when I'm out in the driveway workin on whatever.  So Pat starts crackin up and said hey your buddy's are here.  I look up to see 2 friends I haven't seen in years toolin up the driveway in humarounds.  These are old car buds.   1st question.....who's faster.  Mark said, mine.  I put him on my wifes ride.....    Priceless. Pat walked home with the correct bolt, shakin his head sayin, only at your house........ 1 has an ANGRY Mustang and the other has a beautiful Nomad.

14 minutes ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

that last one looks just like the broom stick my ex flew

Did ya learn the bucket of water trick? 

No, whats the water trick??

2 minutes ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

No, whats the water trick??

Wizard of OZ.......  I'm melting.   Dorthy hit her with a bucket o water.  

That woould make them more interesting than "Gremlins". If only it were that simple.

7 hours ago, Frosty said:

That woould make them more interesting than "Gremlins". If only it were that simple.

To quote Al from happy days....

 

YEP YEP YEP 😏

18 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

To quote Al from happy days....

 

YEP YEP YEP 😏

 

On 8/5/2020 at 8:55 AM, Frosty said:

That woould make them more interesting than "Gremlins". If only it were that simple.

Don't get em wet,  BUT  also don't feed em after midnight!