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love the top one Justa, guy with 1 horse power and a whip ! yeeeee haaa :rofl:

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I"m still wondering if OLive Oyl got better looking or worse with age. It's still 50-50 in my book.

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3 hours ago, Frosty said:

I"m still wondering if OLive Oyl got better looking or worse with age. It's still 50-50 in my book.

More like Olive Cisco now! 

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21 hours ago, Last Indian said:

More like Olive Cisco now! 

Cisco or Crisco?

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11 hours ago, Frosty said:

Cisco or Crisco?

Typo or dam spellcheck, not sure which now! The second one! Crisco!

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That makes sense.

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This would soooo be me!!!:rofl::rofl::drool:

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"Lexiphile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish” and "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

 

 

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic? It's syncing now.

 

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

 

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

 

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

 

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

 

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

 

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

 

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

 

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

 

A will is a dead giveaway.

 

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

 

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

 

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

 

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

 

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

 

He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed???

 

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

 

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

 

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

 

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

 

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

 

When chemists die, they barium.

 

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

 

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

 

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

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that last one looks just like the broom stick my ex flew:lol:

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No, whats the water trick??:huh:

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That woould make them more interesting than "Gremlins". If only it were that simple.

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7 hours ago, Frosty said:

That woould make them more interesting than "Gremlins". If only it were that simple.

To quote Al from happy days....

 

YEP YEP YEP 😏

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18 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

To quote Al from happy days....

 

YEP YEP YEP 😏

 

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On 8/5/2020 at 8:55 AM, Frosty said:

That woould make them more interesting than "Gremlins". If only it were that simple.

Don't get em wet,  BUT  also don't feed em after midnight!:Pedobear:

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