This is a shot of downtown Pontiac and the pinup girl.  Looks like the late 20's.  Justa thought it was cool.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Survival of the fittest.  Catch me if you can......

Edited November 27, 20205 yr by JUSTA6

I lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door. 

Eventually, we drifted apart.

  

 A man tried to sell me a coffin today.

I told him, that's the last thing I need.

 

 The neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.  

We had been his customers for 8 years.

We had no idea he was a barber.

  

100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. 

Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.

  

Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?

It was a Big McSteak.

 

 My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, 

"There's something I must confess."

"Shhh," I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."

"No, I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and your co-worker."

"I know", I whispered. "That's why I poisoned you..."

I'm going to blame Dualquad Pete for this one.

I will say up front - don't do this at home!

 

Oh my god !!! Where did the bullet go 🙄

Wow! Wtf bro!!!!!! 

I would prefere my 44mag!

OMG! I have to admit, when I saw the title to this video, I was expecting something stupid but I didn't see using .357 Magnum as a precision instrument coming! 

I said "Holy F*ck!"         I think I laughed for about 5 minutes.  

I guess this means we should start a new thread - Alternative Uses for Firearms / Ballistics / Things that Go Boom! 

2 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

I would prefere my 44mag!

I'm sure you do - but can it give you the precise hole size hole required to run the wire through the windshield?

Size matters, not caliber......LOL!

4 minutes ago, Frosty said:

OMG! I have to admit, when I saw the title to this video, I was expecting something stupid but I didn't see using .357 Magnum as a precision instrument coming! 

I said "Holy F*ck!"         I think I laughed for about 5 minutes.  

I guess this means we should start a new thread - Alternative Uses for Firearms / Ballistics / Things that Go Boom! 

I'm sure you do - but can it give you the precise hole size hole required to run the wire through the windshield?

Size matters, not caliber......LOL!

Even he needs sealer.......  In true Pontiac form, I'll let my GOAT take care of this one!  Matching CB antenna hole as well. 

That wasn't the Goat in xXx was it?

2 minutes ago, Frosty said:

That wasn't the Goat in xXx was it?

Naw, that one had a better grill= missle launcher.  

Size does matter bro! You save the .44mag for the corner of the truck bed where your mounting the base CB antenna! 

1 hour ago, Wrongway said:

Size does matter bro! You save the .44mag for the corner of the truck bed where your mounting the base CB antenna! 

Oh I agree Wrongway. My point to JUSTA is the .44mag creates too big a hole for the wire through the windshield.

So it becomes a question of how large a hole you need to fish a wire or bolt through which determines the caliber of ammunition you use! 

2 hours ago, Frosty said:

Oh I agree Wrongway. My point to JUSTA is the .44mag creates too big a hole for the wire through the windshield.

So it becomes a question of how large a hole you need to fish a wire or bolt through which determines the caliber of ammunition you use! 

Yea, like I said he still needs sealer around the cable and with the 44mag you also get a hole in the seat and floor.  NO more stopping to get rid of the used beer!!!!! KNOWWHATIMEAN?

Ohhhh, yeah! You no, there's Justa no arguing with good ol' common sense!        

DER

 

CALL THE POLICE - WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND YOU DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

 

George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"

George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

  

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

  

One of the Policeman said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

  

(True Story)

  

Don't mess with old people 

A few chuckles for seniors.

GETTING OLDER

  

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 
"Is it true," she wanted to know, 
"that the medication you prescribed has to be taken 
for the rest of my life?" 
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. 
There was a moment of silence 
before the senior lady replied, 
"I'm wondering, then, 
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is 
marked 'NO REFILLS'.."

  

*********************** 
An older gentleman was on the operating table 
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, 
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. 
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. 

"Yes, Dad, what is it?" 
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, 
and just remember, if it doesn't go well, 
if something happens to me, your mother 
is going to come and 
live with you and your wife...." 
( I LOVE THIS !) 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
Aging: 
Eventually you will reach a point 
when you stop lying about your 
age and start bragging about it. 
This is so true. 
I love to hear them say 
"you don't look that old."

  

------------------------------ --- 
The older we get, the fewer things 
seem worth waiting in line for. 
(Mostly because we forgot why we
were waiting in line in the first place !!) 
------------------------------ --- 
Some people try to turn back their odometers. 
Not me! 
I want people to know why I look this way. 
I've traveled a long way and MOST of the roads weren't paved.

 

  

******************** 
When you are dissatisfied `
and would like to go back to youth, 
think of Algebra.

  

------------------------------ - 
One of the many things 
no one tells you about aging 
is that it is such a nice change 
from being young. 
~~~~~~~~~~~ 
Ah, being young is beautiful, 
but being old is comfortable. 
********* 
First you forget names, 
then you forget faces. 
Then you forget to pull up 
your zipper... it's worse when 
you forget to pull it down. 
```````````````` 
Two guys, one old, one young, 
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide. 
The old guy says to the young guy, 
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention 
to where I was going." 

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. 
I'm looking for my wife, too... 
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." 
The old guy says,
"Well, maybe I can help you find her... 
what does she look like?" 
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, 
with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, 
long legs, and is wearing short shorts. 
What does your wife look like?' 
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't 
matter, --- let's look for yours." 
(ADORABLE)

  

********************* 
(And this final one especially for me,) 
"Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder 
and Your hand over my mouth!"

  

Now, if you feel this doesn't apply to you . . .
stick around awhile . .  
it will!

  

 

Aspire to inspire before you expire”      

A little chuckle for you today

 

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Herald-Citizen in Bartlesville, OK, and bought a mule for $100. 

The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. 

The next morning the farmer drove up and said,  “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.” 

Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!” 

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?” 

They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 1,000 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $1898.00 

The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?” 

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset.  So we gave him his two dollars back.”

Curtis and Leroy now work for the federal government.

 

They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.

  Limit all U.S. politicians to two terms: One in office, One in prison

 

 

Edited December 10, 20205 yr by JUSTA6

On 12/10/2020 at 1:04 PM, JUSTA6 said:

They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.

  Limit all U.S. politicians to two terms: One in office, One in prison

I think we should give them life in prison, not Congress!

This is also the same reason why sharks don't attack lawyers (solicitors). Professional courtesy. 

This is also why lawyers are prohibited from having intercourse with their clients. It prevents double billing for essentially the same service.

oh!!! your best yet JustA... loved the honda!!!!