cheers to that 

8 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

cheers to that 

I thought you'd appreciate it Kiwi!

I picture my wife saying this:

As if we could EVER get off that cheap!!!!

Ah, for those of us old enough to remember Z Rock radio stations across the US from the mid-80s to mid-90s:

"If it's too loud, you're too old!"

"Flip us on and flip them off"

"We don't brake for wimps"

"If you're not crankin' it, you must be yankin' it!"

"Lock it in, and rip your knob off"

 

Edited January 26, 20215 yr by Frosty

I know Justa and Indyman Joe will enjoy these:

 

Great parody of the Red Wings at Olympia and the tale of Christmas. You have to be a Red Wings fan to get all the jokes.

 

Edited January 27, 20215 yr by Frosty

Love the Rodney Dangerfield commercial! lol

Justa because it's cool.

 justA

i showed the wife the out house joke. She hit me 

Here we go again KIWI.....sorry bout the brusing in advance.

Edited February 8, 20215 yr by JUSTA6

@ the tape / pencil..... when i got my 72 rs camaro, i installed a tape player... the boss freaked out! quote( what the fu-k would you do that for)

my reply...... cause thats how i roll  !! then twenty minutes of explanation on why my car is from 1972 and that what we played in ....1972 🙄🙄DUHHH.

And trust me tapes will make a come back!!!! justA like vinyl   records already have 👍

PS, the boss hates my tapes...i have like 200 and all seventies  

 

Edited February 9, 20215 yr by 64 kiwi boni

8 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

PS, the boss hates my tapes...i have like 200 and all seventies  

 

What's wrong with Do McLean and American Pie, the Partridge Family, Shaun Cassidy, Bee Gees, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, The Who, Black Sabbath, The Eagles, Queen, Commodores, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Deep Purple, Blondie, Jethro Tull, ELO, Paul McCartney, Grand Funk Railroad, the Temptations, the Beach Boys, AC/DC, Styx, the Doobie Brothers, the Supremes, the Doors, just to name a few....?

Edited February 9, 20215 yr by Frosty

9 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

PS, the boss hates my tapes...i have like 200 and all seventies  

2 hours ago, Ringo64 said:

Still have 150 8track tapes from the 70's.  The Sunbird still has it's 8 track AM/FM seek N scan.  Custom dash covers, HIDE the 8track hole after the damn thing ATE my Boston tape!!!  

5 hours ago, Frosty said:

What's wrong with Do McLean and American Pie, the Partridge Family, Shaun Cassidy, Bee Gees, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, The Who, Black Sabbath, The Eagles, Queen, Commodores, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Deep Purple, Blondie, Jethro Tull, ELO, Paul McCartney, Grand Funk Railroad, the Temptations, the Beach Boys, AC/DC, Styx, the Doobie Brothers, the Supremes, the Doors, just to name a few....?

i know !!!!! hahaha

and i have most of those tapes that you listed

JustA, that is soooo cool that you have a 8 track

 

Subject: Fwd: In Their Nineties

 

 

Couple in their nineties      are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember      ..

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.     

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'     

'Sure.'     

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks     

'No, I can remember it.'     

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'     

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'    

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.     

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'     

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

'Where's my toast?'     


An elderly couple   had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, '    Last night     we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly.'  

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns.' 
'Do you mean a rose?'     
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'     


Hospital regulations      require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he   didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.    On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

  

A senior citizen      said to his eighty-year old buddy:     
'So I hear you're getting married?'     
'Yep!'     
'Do I know her?'     
'Nope!'     
'This woman, is she good looking?'     
'Not really.'     
'Is she a good cook?'     
'Nah, she can't cook too well.'     
'Does she have lots of money?'     
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'     
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'     
'I don't know.'

’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’

'Because she can still drive!’     

A man   was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbour. 'What kind is it?' 

'Twelve thirty.'     


Morris,    an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'  

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''     

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'     


One more...

A little old man     shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... 

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.     
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

 

On 2/9/2021 at 1:52 PM, 64 kiwi boni said:

i know !!!!! hahaha

and i have most of those tapes that you listed

JustA, that is soooo cool that you have a 8 track

I have most of them on CD or iTunes now.

5 hours ago, Frosty said:

I have most of them on CD or iTunes now.

ah music is good for the soul . as a tradesman i listen to music all day every day and i never get bored with it, love hmming along to the lyrics, and pretending to know all the words to songs i have herd 25 thousand times  

Edited February 15, 20215 yr by 64 kiwi boni

Edited February 17, 20215 yr by JUSTA6

 To the Brightest of my SENIOR and (almost) senior friends

 

New Seniors ’ Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.  

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?  

2) Which country makes Panama hats?  

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?  

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?  

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?  

7) What was King George VI's first name?  

😎 What color is a purple finch?  

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?  

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.  

Check your answers below   ....  

 

  ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ  

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?    116 years  

2) Which country makes Panama

hats?    Ecuador  

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?      Sheep and Horses  

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November  

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?      Squirrel fur  

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs  

7) What was King George VI's first name?    Albert  

8 ) What color is a purple finch?   Crimson  

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?    New Zealand  

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?   Orange (of course) .

What do you mean, you failed?  
Me, too!  

(And if you try to tell me you passed, you is fibbin)

Pass this on to your brilliant friends.

 

i failed! only got #9 and 10 !