Don't EVER grow up!!!

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You gotta love Texas

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Edited August 26, 2021 by Frosty

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These are great.  How to tell if you officially OLD.

4. If you know exactly what used to be in these boxes...

6. If you can still feel the burn from this...

7. If you know what these numbers mean...

8. If you've ever made popcorn like this...

10. If you are familiar with where you can find these...

14. If you know what this artifact is...

16. If you know exactly what store this is from.

18. If you know full well that these are not medieval torture devices...

23. If you can do this without a problem...

25. If you know what this button is used for..

28. If you've made coffee with these things...

30. If you know exactly where these things are located...

31. If you can smell the smoke from this...

33. If you've ever "watched" a movie on one of these...

Congratulations! You are officially old.

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Edited August 30, 2021 by JUSTA6

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On 8/28/2021 at 11:41 AM, JUSTA6 said:

These are great.  How to tell if you officially OLD.

4. If you know exactly what used to be in these boxes...

6. If you can still feel the burn from this...

7. If you know what these numbers mean...

8. If you've ever made popcorn like this...

10. If you are familiar with where you can find these...

14. If you know what this artifact is...

16. If you know exactly what store this is from.

18. If you know full well that these are not medieval torture devices...

23. If you can do this without a problem...

25. If you know what this button is used for..

28. If you've made coffee with these things...

30. If you know exactly where these things are located...

31. If you can smell the smoke from this...

33. If you've ever "watched" a movie on one of these...

Congratulations! You are officially old.

Dang it. I knew it was a trick. I thought I was answering trivia questions.

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T-SHIRTS

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From the mouths of children......

1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'

3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'

4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

5) POLICE # 1 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?

Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report.

'My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?'

'Yes, that's right,' I told her.

'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'

6) POLICE # 2 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.

'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.

'It sure is,' I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

7) ELDERLY While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

😎 DRESS-UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.'

'And why not, darling?'

'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

9) DEATH While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cottonwool, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.

The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

10) SCHOOL A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

11) BIBLE A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.

'What have you got there, dear?'

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

NOW IF THIS DIDN'T BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY,GO BACK TO BED AND FORGET IT.

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Edited October 1, 2021 by JUSTA6

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Make sure your driver’s license is updated

 

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Biden has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .  .  . I called a Suicide Hotline.  I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .  I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

 

 

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1 hour ago, JUSTA6 said:

Make sure your driver’s license is updated

 

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Biden has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .  .  . I called a Suicide Hotline.  I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .  I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

 

 

Does it have a stick?

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The famed artist is:  Sergio Aragones Domenech creator of Alfred E. Neuman (Madd magazine)

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Robert Heinlein once wrote in his book, Time Enough for Love, "Stupid is forever. Ignorance can be cured."