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Amen to that! 

 

 

Some birds have no respect for the signs around here...

What?

   

NOMINATED for THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR


A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese and here on a Green Card that expired two years ago."

The new arrival walks farther and stops the next person he sees, then shaking his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American. It was easy to get here via Arizona."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa here on an Education Green Card that expired 10 years ago."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work." 

Found this on YouTube. Saw many of these old Funny Cars at old Detroit Dragway as a kid. This brings back memories of my youth - many of my drag racing heroes in this video.

 

Truth!

My wife's thoughts about winter and snow. Snow at Christmas and no time else!

Frosty the Recliner Man!

Frosty the recliner man.... One good punch from Ol man Winter N he's laid out flat.

 

 

 

 

Edited January 12, 20224 yr by Frosty

My brother said that it was -29 C at his house in Calgary a week ago.  I am no longer bitching about the temperature here.

8 hours ago, notallthere said:

My brother said that it was -29 C at his house in Calgary a week ago.  I am no longer bitching about the temperature here.

-20 F. Screw that.

11 hours ago, notallthere said:

My brother said that it was -29 C at his house in Calgary a week ago.  I am no longer bitching about the temperature here.

 

3 hours ago, Ringo64 said:

-20 F. Screw that.

At those temperatures, Ringo might have to put shoes and socks on! Assuming he owns any! 

Edited January 13, 20224 yr by Frosty

Sno Hot Rod.. My 71 Rupp

Down south....

1 hour ago, Frosty said:

At those temperatures, Ringo might have to put shoes and socks on! Assuming he owns any! 

real problem is finding pants. I don't wear anything but shorts these days  

2 hours ago, Ringo64 said:

real problem is finding pants. I don't wear any these days 

Careful Ringo.....it's really easy to be misquoted these days!!!! 

Or you've been hanging out with notallthere for way too long!!! 

Edited January 13, 20224 yr by Frosty

Can we have some of that snow please !

the only thing left green here is the hedge!!

Well it won't be green here until March 17th, then at least the beer will be green. 

The grass, not so much!

After this shit had me on my knee's for so long, glad I can see the humor.....

The 1st GPS...............The 'Iter Avto', the 1930's version of a GPS. Developed by Touring Club Italiano, this device was more like a “map guidance tool” and came with a set of paper maps. It was tethered to the car’s speedometer that kept the scrolling of the map in proportion to the speed of the car.

A gas station on Brovarsky Prospect in Kyiv, Ukraine, 1979

A woman standing in the doorway of an RV Camper at an exhibition in London, 1927. It was also called the "Road Yacht."

Military bomber planes fly past Mount Vesuvius in Italy as lava and ash spurts from the top of the volcano. 

The devastating eruption ravaged the village of San Sebastiano and San Giorg in March 1944 and killed 57 people. Meanwhile, the Allied forces were battling for supremacy in the skies.

Philadelphia Electric Co. street light maintenance vehicle, 1910

The 1958 'Sir Vival.' Designed by Walter C. Jerome of Worcester, this unique two-section vehicle was made to protect its driver and three passengers from death or injury on the highway. 

The designer believed that, in case of a collision, the engine compartment would take most of the brunt and leave the passengers safe. Its standout features included a two-piece engine and cab, along with a driver turret. Unfortunately, only one Sir Vival was ever made, and it remains in the care of Bellingham Auto Sales in Bellingham, Massachusetts, even today!

 A Native American chief at the Canadian Rockies, 1938

The old GPS and gas station are actually pretty cool