I seriously love this thread! Yall crack me up!! 

Nothing like being 44 and helping your parents celebrate 45 years of marriage.

 

 

your best yet Justa !!!

 

 

Edited September 10, 20205 yr by Frosty

YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB!!!!

 

Some people just want to watch the world burn... 😁😆

2 hours ago, Stewy said:

 

Some people just want to watch the world burn... 😁😆

I approve, the filling is the best part but I am not a sadist

Yeah, I always give my wife the outside crust on my pie. I showed her that pic and she swears I'd do that! 

Obvious signs that humanity is regressing as there seems to be a new level of stupid!

   I REST MY CASE!!!

You can't stop or prevent stupid. At best, you hope to contain it. The worst cases of stupid are confined to special buildings all over the country. It's called Congress.

!Oh, i can sooo relate to this one!

In my trade there are people who simply do not read signs !!!!🤢

3 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

!Oh, i can sooo relate to this one!

In my trade there are people who simply do not read signs !!!!🤢

I believe it being a software developer

On 9/19/2020 at 5:59 AM, 64 kiwi boni said:

In my trade there are people who simply do not read signs !!!!🤢

 

22 hours ago, Ringo64 said:

I believe it being a software developer

 

I've considered doing a research project entitled "Computer Message Boxes and the Human Response". 🙄

Edited September 21, 20205 yr by Frosty

I LOL'd at this because it's true (for me)... it really is... keep a stash of them in the console of every vehicle (and even under the seat in the motorcycle!). They also work great for checking vehicle fluids when on the road.

 

Eggcellent yokes!

Is that a problem? I don't see it!!!!

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
 
He described a typical day this way:

 

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,   drank eight beers, 

escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,  

jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,  

marched up and down several rocky hills, 

stood in a patch of poison ivy,  

crawled out of quicksand   and took four leaks behind big trees.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,  

“You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”
 
”NAH,”  he replied,  “I'm just a shitty golfer.

Back in the really old days. Now it counts as a millenial anti-theft device.

Oh priceless !!!

4 hours ago, Frosty said:

Back in the really old days. Now it counts as a millenial anti-theft device.

Hahaha, it sure does mate

Ouch! That one hurt. I am not old enough to remember 1, 6, or 8. Damn it, I remember everything else. I guess there is a ton of dirt younger than me.

I hate it when that happens.

  

 

Edited October 7, 20205 yr by Frosty