Edited February 2, 20233 yr by JUSTA6

Still smilin?

 

Edited February 2, 20233 yr by JUSTA6

Justa wondering...Am I the only one who now has to turn the Radio/Cassette Player Volume Down...So that I can see where I'm going when making a turn..??

9 hours ago, TWO LANE BLACK TOP said:

Justa wondering...Am I the only one who now has to turn the Radio/Cassette Player Volume Down...So that I can see where I'm going when making a turn..??

No, you're not. When i was younger, I could steer with my knees whilst chowing down on a burger and drink from a can - I could even flip the indicator stalk with one knee if I had to. Now, when any sort of manoeuvre comes up, I have to perform a mental checklist as if I'm an astronaut about to circle the Moon.

Well, not really but I do concentrate more these days. One of the many joys of getting older.

Groundhog Day . . .

5 hours ago, Fitzy said:

No, you're not. When i was younger, I could steer with my knees whilst chowing down on a burger and drink from a can - I could even flip the indicator stalk with one knee if I had to. Now, when any sort of manoeuvre comes up, I have to perform a mental checklist as if I'm an astronaut about to circle the Moon.

Well, not really but I do concentrate more these days. One of the many joys of getting older.

glad i am not on your bus going to work! i would shit myself before i even do my days work !! 

Edited February 3, 20233 yr by 64 kiwi boni

today 

You know what? I reckon that pic of the 40s swimsuits is way sexier than the modern one. Those girls look SO cute. The ones on the beach? No thanks. Does this mean I am officially old & crusty?

Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.

They say we can have gatherings with up to eight people without issues. I don't even know eight people without issues.

Theme parks can snap a crystal-clear picture of you on a roller coaster going 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers . . .if you do find one, what's your plan?

The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the ark.

Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd but the vending machine at work can't recognize a dollar bill with a bent corner.

When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask.  It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people.

I never make the same mistake twice. I do it like, five or six times, you know, to make sure.

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking space faster, so now I just have to sit here until both of us are dead.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

If you see someone buying candy, popcorn and a soda at the movies, they must be a drug dealer. There's no other explanation for that type of income.

After a year of this pandemic, I'm either going out for ice cream or to commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's an extra passenger who isn't wearing a seat belt.

Dr. Oz says rubbing coffee grounds on your naked body will get rid of cellulite. Apparently you can't do this in Starbucks. And now the cops are here.

In the 1950s I fell off my bike and hurt my knee. I'm telling you this now because we didn't have social media then.

Some people seem to have aged like fine wine.  I aged like milk ... I got sour and chunky.

Dear Sneeze: If you're going to happen, happen. Don't just put a stupid look on my face and then leave.

Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters.  Nine horrible, worthless, bacon-less years.

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower. 

Have some grins on me!

Oh hell yes!

State highway one in New Zealand !!!!

Pfft... You guys have great roads. Wanna shake your car to pieces?  Come to Australia. In amongst the shaking and being thrown around by potholes, you can enjoy the endless speed cameras, the 'frothing at the mouth' traffic police and the insane jerks who simply cannot drive fast enough, no matter what the speed limit says. The only time I feel safe on one of our roads is when I'm in my 60s 2 ton Pontiac where lesser cars bounce off me, never to be seen again.

Pleased to introduce the US Air Force's latest defensive fighter jet. 

 

 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.

 

 

I'm not sure if this is 100% Amish.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peopleandplaces/world-s-first-jet-powered-amish-buggy-ridiculous-rides/vi-AA14Nzxv?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=cb0e60538b3946b1ac7a4e1d56e22d9b&ei=24

Yup, its 100% authentic Amish bro! Gotta be, everything is real on the internet,,, right? 

9 minutes ago, Wrongway said:

Yup, its 100% authentic Amish bro! Gotta be, everything is real on the internet,,, right? 

That brings us to the Electric Amish! Just don't tell the Parson! Otherwise we will all surely burn in Hell!

 

 

Edited February 27, 20233 yr by Frosty

You've never seen this before!!!   The operator is freakin amazing.  Loggers save Moose from rolling log pile.  Where was the flying squirrel when ya need him?

https://lr.mint.lgbt/vid/7n7gfna2ce9a1/480.mp4

 

Edited March 1, 20233 yr by JUSTA6