Worse than what?

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.

Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:

'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes

and says....................

'Grandpa;.......... Go home

LMAO!

No thoughts on how wonderful our government is right now?

I'd rant, but I'm burnt out from talking about this all last night and this morning.

AMA Insight

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration
had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,
while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would
indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

The only thing I say politically is to repeat my refrain ... This is why I'm a Monarchist.

Butterfly chaser????

chubby .. but that's another conversation.

Butterfly chaser????

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXgokniKNE4&feature=player_embedded#t=1

Some folks have too much time on their hands.

Ringo stop calling me! the calls gotta stop.

Ringo stop calling me! the calls gotta stop.

but you weren't answering the first 50 calls, thought I'd call another 30 times just in case I missed you!

I WANT HIS NUMBER!!!!!

youre a good Boss but thats it. i dont like you like that. you have notallthere for that. so all the calls about cruises and all, gotta stop.

I WANT HIS NUMBER!!!!!

oh HELL NO!¡

I WANT HIS NUMBER!!!!!

it's 867-5309

it's 867-5309

change number, change number, CHANGE NUMBER!

Enjoy your 500 pizzas.

Here is funny 867-5309 is a valid number for Lambton County Ontario. When that song came out the owner of the number was getting between 50 and 200 calls per day. The phone company (bell canada) had to change the guys phone number and de-commission it.

Okay why is it when creepy phone calls come up am I the first suspect?

Yes I have his number. No I did not text him. Notallthere sends me strange pictures at night

Good, he doesn't just do that to me

Sorry there skippy pictures of your junk are not needed. One of these days I am going to send you a live picture of your front door just to freak you out.

anything creepy cell phone actually.

So we have the 'old guys'. Does this make me the 'Creepy Old Guy'.

So we have the 'old guys'. Does this make me the 'Creepy Old Guy'.

I thought we already established this?