I've got a mig. It's 220v, and it's put away for the winter. My 110v flux cord is snowed in at the cottage. That left my old 110v AC stick and a box of 6013 I could get at. Burned half a pound of rod on coupons before I got comfortable enough to do the 2" actual repair (snow blower control). It'll do, bit it looks worse than one of SD's welds. Sadly, neither JB Weld nor duct tape would do the job.
I was gonna challenge you to try and come get me, but then I remembered GE might still have my address from that damn poster. Had a serious pucker moment right then. But I'm safe enough until April. Winter tires are law here and I know GE doesn't have them. They won't let him cross the border without them. He'd have to swing far enough west to come up through Ont. If he was gonna do that, he'd collect you guys, and the lack of posting would be enough warming for me to hide.