15 hours ago, indymanjoe said:

Redneck vasectomy

After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided they'd had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. "Me'n my cousin don't want no more kids"

The vet told him he could get a vasectomy, but it was expensive. "There is a cheaper option," said the vet. "Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up and put it in a Coors Lite can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

“I ain't no rocket surgeon," said the redneck, "but how's that gonna help me?"

“Trust me” said the vet.

So the redneck went home, drained a beer then stuffed a lit cherry bomb in the empty can. He brought it up to his ear and began to count:

“1… 2… 3… 4… 5…”

Once he got to five, he stopped for a second, put the can between his legs, and resumed the count on his other hand.

Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. But you really shouldn't make jokes about my brother like that. We are wearing shoes almost every day now. And we have both stopped going to the family reunions to get dates with women. No more, no more.

Rick

Okay Wrongway, I am not sure you are totally out of the woods on this yet.

How often do you have move the transmission out of the bath room so you wife can take a bath?

How many bondo colored cars do you own?

When was the last time you mowed your lawn and found a car?

Is your life-long dream still to own and operate a fireworks stand?

Are you still making change in your church's offering plate?

Do your kids ask for the keys to the tractor so they can go out on dates?

Do you still need a step ladder to get in and out of your pickup?

Is your house mobile and the cars in your yard aren't? I think we know at least part of the answer to this one.

Have you helped your richest relative take the wheels off their new home?

Edited December 11, 2025Dec 11 by Frosty

Laugh it up Frosty, but,,,

4 hours ago, Frosty said:

How often do you have move the transmission out of the bath room so you wife can take a bath?

I made a deal with my wife shortly after we got married, she stubbed her toe in the dining room on a Ford 460 head that I had sitting on the floor. The deal was if I bought my Harley, I wasn't allowed to build anymore cars in the house! Shortly after that I removed the 9" rearend that stood in the corner being used as a T.V. stand (rims & tires included) in the spare bedroom, the 66' Lincoln bench seats that were used as couches in that room and the Lincoln dash that was installed in the wall with working car stereo. That's an honest to God true story.

4 hours ago, Frosty said:

How many bondo colored cars do you own?

None now, I finally painted the Grand Prix and Delta

4 hours ago, Frosty said:

Is your life-long dream still to own and operate a fireworks stand?

Don't knock it, it's a cash business. But the ATF probably wouldn't give me a permit. Don't ask. That's a story best told over of a glass of bourbon

4 hours ago, Frosty said:

Do you still need a step ladder to get in and out of your pickup?

Nope got nerf bars, but we could go up another 6"

4 hours ago, Frosty said:

Is your house mobile and the cars in your yard aren't? I think we know at least part of the answer to this one.

Smart ass

4 hours ago, Frosty said:

Have you helped your richest relative take the wheels off their new home?

Nope, but we did help a friend move his house a to another spot on his property to make room for his new house!

Looking back now, it really is kind of sad how many questions I had answers too. Justa say 'in.

Frosty can't keep any parts at his house....inside or out. He has to move on down the road to play with his toys. Not that we aren't all jealous of the Mahal.

Justa add water N heat.

52 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

Justa add water N heat.

Heats no problem 🤣

On 12/11/2025 at 10:42 PM, JUSTA6 said:

Frosty can't keep any parts at his house....inside or out. He has to move on down the road to play with his toys. Not that we aren't all jealous of the Mahal.

Thats not entirely true Justa! I get to keep the car keys in the house!

Ease on down the road keeps you from constant questions and interruptions. Then again when I do need a lil help, boss is always there. Shutup Justa.....

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frosty.

8 hours ago, indymanjoe said:

7 hours ago, Frosty said:

Thats not entirely true Justa! I get to keep the car keys in the house!

So where are you going to hide your xmas pressy to your self Frosty ???? the HOIST

10 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

So where are you going to hide your xmas pressy to your self Frosty ???? the HOIST

Not sure he's been that nice this year. He's already dropped a ton of DNA in my driveway during his Birthday party/parade.

Edited December 14, 2025Dec 14 by JUSTA6

On 12/14/2025 at 10:53 AM, JUSTA6 said:

Not sure he's been that nice this year. He's already dropped a ton of DNA in my driveway during his Birthday party/parade.

....and your point is?

Edited December 16, 2025Dec 16 by Frosty

So very true!

Our wives and apparently Justa.....

Please dont let my boss see this or she will buy the crap !!!!

WHAT ? toooooooo late for meeee

one of my merchants has justA given us a leg of ham ! and another a big box of pure Otago cherrys !!! the big fat ones toooo !!!!

merry christmas guys !!!!!!

Edited December 16, 2025Dec 16 by 64 kiwi boni

I have been very busy learning how the buttons work on my new recliner, so before I forget:

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO

EVERYONE AT

FOREVER PONTIAC !!!!!!!!!

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Now that's what I call a "Ho Ho Ho"!

6 hours ago, Frosty said:

Now that's what I call a "Ho Ho Ho"!

Don't let Mrs Frosty see that!

This Frostitute reminds me of the old “Learn to Spell with Darnell” routine on the old Detroit Wheels radio station, WLLZ….JUSTA and Indyman Joe will remember.

Today’s word is: Fascinate

Now I will use it properly in a sentence.

My sister, Yolanda, bought a new sweater the other day and it has ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate.

Edited December 20, 2025Dec 20 by Frosty

Pics of Yolanda please?