WHAT THE F*CKING F*CK?! MY FAT F*CKING ADHD BIPOLAR COUSIN BROKE INTO MY FORDing CAR AND TOOK SOME MONEY! She then preceded to go into my glove compartment and take my registration, inspection papers. She also took the condoms out and started telling everyone here that I'm bad and I have sex 24/7! Her family is a bunch of "PRAAIISEEEE JEBUSS!! ABSTINENCE! ABSTINENCE!" people. And now I'M THE ASSHOLE?!

"Well Michael, you know she has problems. You should apologize for yelling" <<<WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN?!?!?!?.

AHHHHHRRRRRRGGGG!!!!

/enraged rant

Wow. I'd give a good ol' beat down. Theft is theft.

Family defending her? Take the family to court, make them realize that their poor parenting skills should be held accountable for their child's criminal actions.

Or just send her a postcard, a picture of an Unplanned Paranthood building from the rear, with the dumpster. It'll be titled, "Wish You Were Here,"

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Or just send her a postcard, a picture of an Unplanned Paranthood building from the rear, with the dumpster. It'll be titled, "Wish You Were Here,"

I will be using this in the future.

Seriously, call the cops and file a report. If it does not scare the fetus then it will scare the crap out of your Aunt and Uncle.

Also if they say 'We will pray for you' just reply back 'no thank-you The Goddess is the support that I need'

Or just tell them Odin will damn them for eternity.

Rant/ WTF SC? WTF really?

Ok so you can buy Beer and wine any freeken were in SC but Booze and liquer just in a few stores that can only sell Booze and liquer. Ok beer and wine you can but at the gass station, the supermarket, conv. stores, Kmart, wallmart and other stores like dollar general which is one of those cheepo stores. lol But Booze and liquer are only at these little rinki dink hole in the wall stores that are hard to find and get this. also at Sams club and Costco. But the also sell beer and wine but the beer and wine is sold inside Costco and Sams and the boze and liquer is sold outside in another store they own but is still conected but has its own entrance. Now heres the bigger mind fuck..... The places that sell beer and wine can cell soda but the places that sell booze and liquer can not sell soda. WTF IMO the soda goes with the Booze and liquer not the beer and wine. So tonight I had to find a friggen store that sold Capt Morgans and the find another store that sells Soda and then to top it off knowone in this fucking state sells COLD 2L of soda!!!! WTF I want my soda cold to go with my fucking drinkl that I had to go to hells bells to find then had to go to the other end off hell to find my warm ass soda! This state has some fucked up rules and laws. This shit it so forgren to me and just so crazy. I miss my pakies in NE and you could get anything you wanted all in one stop and also ALL stores sell there 2l of soda cold or warm.

Fucking ass backwards hill billies!

END/rant

Rant/ WTF SC? WTF really?

Ok so you can buy Beer and wine any freeken were in SC but Booze and liquer just in a few stores that can only sell Booze and liquer. Ok beer and wine you can but at the gass station, the supermarket, conv. stores, Kmart, wallmart and other stores like dollar general which is one of those cheepo stores. lol But Booze and liquer are only at these little rinki dink hole in the wall stores that are hard to find and get this. also at Sams club and Costco. But the also sell beer and wine but the beer and wine is sold inside Costco and Sams and the boze and liquer is sold outside in another store they own but is still conected but has its own entrance. Now heres the bigger mind FORD..... The places that sell beer and wine can cell soda but the places that sell booze and liquer can not sell soda. WTF IMO the soda goes with the Booze and liquer not the beer and wine. So tonight I had to find a friggen store that sold Capt Morgans and the find another store that sells Soda and then to top it off knowone in this FORDing state sells COLD 2L of soda!!!! WTF I want my soda cold to go with my FORDing drinkl that I had to go to hells bells to find then had to go to the other end off hell to find my warm ass soda! This state has some fucked up rules and laws. This shit it so forgren to me and just so crazy. I miss my pakies in NE and you could get anything you wanted all in one stop and also ALL stores sell there 2l of soda cold or warm.

FORDing ass backwards hill billies!

END/rant

packies ftw

Someone at work said to me WTF is a packie? Im like a liquer store where they sell the boosz, wine, beer, scratchies, loto, smokes chips candy & stuff... dua! They lol'ed you NE people im like NO you SC people!

Yeah it's kind of like that here. Grocery stores and other places can sell beer and wine but only liquor stores can sell the hard stuff BUT they can also sell beer, wine, soda, snacks and a lot of other stuff. I don't know if they ABC there but I'd look for one of those because they'll have your liquor and COLD soda lol. Could have been the place unless it is illegal to sell soda in a liquor store in SC.

Everything I said IS THE FRIGGEN LAW HERE!

we have state liquer and ABC liquer

.............

another funny thing is my NE slang, dialect & accent..

Some things I dident even realize were NE things or NON SC things....

I had a nice convo with a customer the other day, we really conected and had alot in common. So I said to the guys at work that "that guy is a man after my own hart". they were like what does that mean your gay for him? Im like No were two pees in a pod and they were like WTF????? You dummies we have alot in common and got along really well you bunch af jack asses! Were alot alike! dua!!!

Everything I said IS THE FRIGGEN LAW HERE!

we have state liquer and ABC liquer

.............

another funny thing is my NE slang, dialect & accent..

Some things I dident even realize were NE things or NON SC things....

I had a nice convo with a customer the other day, we really conected and had alot in common. So I said to the guys at work that "that guy is a man after my own hart". they were like what does that mean your gay for him? Im like No were two pees in a pod and they were like WTF????? You dummies we have alot in common and got along really well you bunch af jack asses! Were alot alike! dua!!!

Huh that's retarded, funny how different things are from state to state. I just gotta remember when I'm back up in NE at the end of this month that I have to go to a package store to get beer and not just a grocery

Never heard the "man after my own heart" saying before but I have heard 2 peas in a pod. I don't know what to say on that, they may have just been joking or knowing that it is SC and "hick" town-ish they may have been for real.

Dont forget Stop&shop ect dont sell Beer, wine & liquer or conv stores only PACKIES DO in NE. Liquer stores sell booze and all as do packies.

Yeah the big thing I got to remember is they won't be in gas stations

That's like my go to when it's late and I'm on the way home. Good thing is I'll be with family and friends who will remind me hopefully of this

Yea partys center around what time the Packie closes or what ones closer in NE. Just cuz they can close at 9, 10 or 11 depending on the town.

i hate people at the store parking lots!

I just generally hate people! Yet I'm a people person. Riddle me that one.

I just watched Idiocracy last night. So funny but it made me hate modern society even more. Eek!

I hate people, especially the ones who have this over inflated sense of self importance when driving... Last night was leaving town in my 36 GMC trying to merge onto the highway, 2 lanes wide merging from the right, a whole line of traffic changes lane from the left to the right to block myself and the two cars ahead of me... that's irritating but expected from the idiots here, but then the couple of cars at the back of the pack accelerate to close the gap so i can't get into the lane... leaving me the option of slamming on my brakes at the end of the entry lane, or bulldoze my way in... so I force my way in with my signal long on in case you're wondering, and I get into the right lane easily, the car behind me that was trying to keep me from getting in backs off... great, but there is this SUV in the left lane like 20 cars back that slams on her brakes and then hovers 15-20 car lengths back, no idea why, but I take to opportunity to go into the left lane and pass the line ahead of me as they are slowing down (doing 95 in a 110) so i pull out and blast past, a few km down the road the girl in the SUV catches up and is yelling at me that I was weaving... weaving??? WTF? I figured I miss heard her and yelled back "Sorry, I can't hear you." so she yells it again... "You were weaving all over the road"

Al I can figure is that she has no idea what a turn signal is and is afraid to change lanes herself, because for the 20 KM I went south from that point she stayed in the fast lane making people pass her in the slow lane...

Rant 2

It's finally nice here, after 2 yeas of craptacular weather it feels like summer with record highs and just plain gorgeous weather, so i am driving my vintage cars as much as i can. So i end up taking my 31 Pontiac and my 36 GMC and 72 Chev truck etc. to the s5tore all the time, and I always park waaaaaay far away from the store in the farthest out part of the lots so as not to get door dinged or run into by someone maneuvering in and out of the stalls... So why is it that every time I do that I come out and there will be a car on either side of mine... often having hit it with their doors? WHY??? And when they are still in their car or even worse, when i see them hit it, why do they call me an asshole for questioning why they just parked next to my car and hit it when I was far away from everything? I'm sure one day I will just snap...

Rant 3

I go to car shows occasionally, and the last few years it seems that people have lost any respect they used to have for other peoples cars, I have to keep getting people out of and off of my cars at shows, and they have this idea th3ey can walk up and pry my hood open and do whatever they want... and when i tell the politely to gofuckoffandideinanastyway they get pissy at me, as if it's their right to mess with my car... I've even caught people taking my rad cap off and opening my trunk... I'm going to show after I post this, and i am putting honey on my hood and door handles, and I'm going to sit back and watch how may idiots get dirty!

If you don't want people touching your car then put a sign on the hood or something. Thats what I do

Totally agree with you with all these rants.

Coming home the other night from class, there is this turning lane to get onto the highway to come home and before the over-pass there is a light then after that light and the overpass there is another light where you actually turn onto the on ramp for the highway. The actual turn lane start before the first light (before the overpass) and I am first to the light and it's red so I stop. This old lady in a Jag pulls up and is in the straight lane, knowing this area people are retarded and don't pay attention to all the signs telling them that the turn lane I AM in is for the highway so when the light turns green I watch her and take it slow. Like I knew she cut me off and got in lane, doing probably about 5 mph. She continues this so I honk at her because I don't want to sit at the next light which is really really long and she gives me the bird. I'm like really? I could have been a jackass and not let you in and made you wait for the whole pile of cars behind me or heaven forbid go around the block and do a u-turn. So we get on the highway and she does 50mph all the way on the on-ramp and makes it near impossible for me to pass her once we get on the highway because of traffic and when I finally do she flicks me off again. I was like wow, how am I the asshat in this situation that deserves to be given the bird when I did you a freaking favor!

On the parking lot thing, I totally agree. I've yelled at countless people because there are millions of open parking spaces and they have to park right next to me. Then I also see the other effect to where there are these open parking spots in the back and these lazy ass people follow behind you in their car when you're leaving a store hoping you're in a close spot and they can steal it. In the supermarket by my house, it has a really small parking lot and there were tons of open spaces more towards the back but nothing which was far and I had a guy follow me till I got halfway to my car then he just floored it past me like I offended him somehow by parking far away and I was like wow, now I really see why we get the assumption from other countries that Americans are all fat slobs.

As far as the car show goes, put an electric fence around your car, that'll show them

Okay so 4 of us went to Big Y to pick up some stuff for a party. It was Me in The Phoenix (obvious car is obvious) , friend in Danger Ranger (Ford Ranger), and two others in Diesel (Diesel Chevy)

These Russian punks (got a lot of em here) in this riced out IDUNEVENKNO brand car ashed their cigarettes on my VINYL roof. I was a few feet from my car and I ran to it to wipe the shit off before it burned through, and I called out this asshole. He started yelling in Russian and his buddy took a swing at me and my friend who drove the Chevy (Big frackin kid) Sucker punches him in the face and he just drops. At that moment we were just like "Lets get the FORD outta here" lol.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY'S YOUTH!?!

...I'm sure one day I will just snap...

i sorta mini snapped. idiot parked close to me on Friday, opened his door right into my car. i check my car and my key decided to give this guys van a nice pin stripe.

Okay so 4 of us went to Big Y to pick up some stuff for a party. It was Me in The Phoenix (obvious car is obvious) , friend in Danger Ranger (Ford Ranger), and two others in Diesel (Diesel Chevy)

These Russian punks (got a lot of em here) in this riced out IDUNEVENKNO brand car ashed their cigarettes on my VINYL roof. I was a few feet from my car and I ran to it to wipe the shit off before it burned through, and I called out this asshole. He started yelling in Russian and his buddy took a swing at me and my friend who drove the Chevy (Big frackin kid) Sucker punches him in the face and he just drops. At that moment we were just like "Lets get the FORD outta here" lol.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY'S YOUTH!?!

wow. and at him at the floor.

Okay so 4 of us went to Big Y to pick up some stuff for a party. It was Me in The Phoenix (obvious car is obvious) , friend in Danger Ranger (Ford Ranger), and two others in Diesel (Diesel Chevy)

These Russian punks (got a lot of em here) in this riced out IDUNEVENKNO brand car ashed their cigarettes on my VINYL roof. I was a few feet from my car and I ran to it to wipe the shit off before it burned through, and I called out this asshole. He started yelling in Russian and his buddy took a swing at me and my friend who drove the Chevy (Big frackin kid) Sucker punches him in the face and he just drops. At that moment we were just like "Lets get the FORD outta here" lol.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY'S YOUTH!?!

Your buddy punched him correct? My brain is dead lol.

I would have called the police for property destruction or vandalism. I would have yelled back at him in Polish and confused the fuck out of him Hope I'd get "wait didn't that kid look Irish?"

I'm Irish and Polish fyi

Your buddy punched him correct? My brain is dead lol.

I would have called the police for property destruction or vandalism. I would have yelled back at him in Polish and confused the FORD out of him Hope I'd get "wait didn't that kid look Irish?"

I'm Irish and Polish fyi

Yeah my buddy got him. I wouldn't have called the Police because it was s shady situation. The cops in town hate all teens regardless (The many screw up everything for the few, ya know?) and they would have snaked something if they knew we dropped one of em.

I'm 50% Polish The rest is Irish and German! :D

SOFUCKINGFUCKINSHITGODDAMNITSONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

SO I WAS DONE TYPING MY FORDing 3 PAGE ESSAY. WHICH I METICULOUSLY PROOFREAD AND TIDIED UP!!!! I HAD UNTIL 12:00 EST TO SUBMIT IT AND AT 11:58 RIGHT AS IM ABOUT TO SUBMIT MY ESSAY MY FORDing COMPUTER HAS A BLUE SCREEN OF BULLSHIT!!!!! I LOST THE ENTIRE FORDing THING!!!! I JUST WANT TO GO SMASH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I DONT PASS THIS CLASS I CANT FORDing GRADUATE!!! ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This one problem might determine the course of my life....

For now all I can do is cry and masturbate in the dark.

nail in my fricking tire

havoc1482 if it was me at your age lets just say..... they got off easy only geting a donky punched. My friend and I would of cleand the parking lot with them.

As for you computer issues that kinda thing makes me want to throw it out the window! Good luck......

CRISIS AVERTED. YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.

So apparently when this website says 12:00AM Oct 4, 2011. IT REALLY MEANS 12:00AM Oct 5, 2011.