Remarkable Joe! You’re head is still on your torso ?

Hello? Ripley?

Edited April 30, 20251 yr by Frosty

 

6 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

Whats the odd ball motor with the dizzy at the wrongway end doing on here !!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS THE LOGICAL PLACE TO PUT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited April 30, 20251 yr by Wrongway

2 hours ago, Wrongway said:

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS THE LOGICAL PLACE TO PUT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wash your mouth out with soap wrongway 

That Sir, is the ONLY place a distributor should be.

21 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

Whats the odd ball motor with the dizzy at the wrongway end doing on here !!!!

Tired of hearing how hard the PURPLE cars are to work on.    Spread the smiles!

Strayt bar....LMAO  

New crate engine...priceless.

Loose Gravel. No shit. I love that one.

It looks just like our Highway 1 that 18 months later is still being fixed after cyclone rainfall damage. In China they would have pushed through a new road in 7 days. In fact in any properly functioning country it would have been fixed, but here in Oz, we need to do an environmental impact assessment to ensure the Lesser Spotted Green Frog won't be put out. News just in: it'll get out of the way quick smart, believe me. It's got more brains than the humans fretting over it. 

Grumble, mumble, bitch, moan...

Hahaha 

I am hearing you mate !!

Here isn’t any better !!!!

I could so stand on my soap box about the pathetic conditions of the roads in nz and how it’s impacted on productivity … but I really can’t be bothered wasting my breath 

the boss took out another tire on her mini last week in a pot hole , cut the side wall  ,,, another $370 I have work for 🤪🤪🤪

I am thinking of selling both her minis and getting her a ram !!!! 

Edited May 10, 20251 yr by 64 kiwi boni

Edited May 10, 20251 yr by 64 kiwi boni

Kiwi - if your boss’s driving is a problem blowing tires, you need to tell all the pedestrians in front of her to stay the hell off the sidewalk!

14 minutes ago, Frosty said:

Kiwi - if your boss’s driving is a problem blowing tires, you need to tell all the pedestrians in front of her to stay the hell off the sidewalk!

Best you tell her !!! 
hahahaha 

1 hour ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

Hahaha 

I am hearing you mate !!

Here isn’t any better !!!!

I could so stand on my soap box about the pathetic conditions of the roads in nz and how it’s impacted on productivity … but I really can’t be bothered wasting my breath 

the boss took out another tire on her mini last week in a pot hole , cut the side wall  ,,, another $370 I have work for 🤪🤪🤪

I am thinking of selling both her minis and getting her a ram !!!! 

Remember when the highway between Napier & Taupo got extensively damaged? It got fixed and I'll bet anything the damage was way worse than what we experienced. Last time we drove on it to get to yours it was like nothing had ever happened. We've had 24/7 traffic control at 2 separate points since Cyclone Jasper and now the only bridge on that highway that connects the Tablelands to the coast is 60 years old and needs replacing...so now we sit at another traffic control point whilst some blokes climb down the structure and are checking the welds. 

You know where my taxes go? Ask the fags, the indigenous, the immigrants and all the trash who sit at home smoking cones all day. Greatest country on earth - if you never want to work.

Oh, I forgot - this is the funny section of FP. 

Soz.

All good brother Fitzy, reading that was plenty funning to me! 

Funny to me too 

and I don’t even have to lone you my soap box !

I hear you about that Napier road 

they dropped the speed limit on it to stop accidents… and guess what ! Nothing changed !!! 
so I here they are putting the speed back up to 100 kms after sooo many complaints 

go figure !!!

Who the ford wants to drive a straight road at 80 kms  !!!!

Memories from home Fitzy? 

 

It says Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here. My guess is that they DO in fact swim there. When I was a sales rep, one of my calls was a tourist crocodile farm. Whilst waiting for someone to see me I idly watched one of the creeks and spotted a croc. It must have seen me because it immediately submerged. The thing is, I watched it submerge and evolution has designed it's back so as not a ripple formed. In other words, if I hadn't been aware of it, it would have disappeared in under a second with no warning of it's impending intention. People get taken by these things, even now and I can see why.

I keep forgetting this is the funny section. I'm gonna get banned if I keep this up.

Edited May 13, 20251 yr by Fitzy

They didn't ban you for the Prius,,,, I think you and your croc story are good buddy  

The Coyote is their beta tester too!!!! Riiiight!

4 hours ago, Frosty said:

This may be a trail down in the Everglades not too far from me. Famously there are rent-a-bike stations all near there. I hear the Alligators call it "Meals on Wheels"