I miss my normal heartbeat..

 

14 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

I miss my normal heartbeat..

 

Awww, I so know you do mate ! 
You will get there 👍

Will that stubborn hip of yours ever allow you to return? I miss skiing too because of my doggone arthritic knee.

1 hour ago, Frosty said:

Will that stubborn hip of yours ever allow you to return? I miss skiing too because of my doggone arthritic knee.

It's the only thing keeping me going over N over.  Haven't givin up, but the light is not as bright at the end of the tunnel.  At this point I'd be happy to get down and clean my rims N tires AND get back up.

Edited February 12, 20251 yr by JUSTA6

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THEN AND NOW

 

love the sparky one !!!

Still looking for the answers to the electrical quiz.

  

the red wire goes where ? 

Remember the game show Hollywood Squares? It's 1977, I'm 9 years old. My mom and dad are roaring with laughter and I don't understand what's so funny.

Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years?
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A.. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A.George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

That's true in my house.....sadly.

 

Edited February 17, 20251 yr by Frosty

WOW,    who knew Frosty?

I think this is my hip DR.....

Saved the best for last.

Edited February 20, 20251 yr by Frosty

Remember Einstein's comment: 

"There is a major difference between intelligence and stupidity; intelligence has its limits."

 

I see Kiwi and I with this shirt.

https://carthreads.co/products/

i pick this one ,.... cause i can !!!!

in ya face boss 

Even the wizard of OZ wouldn't need to be a wizard to see this!!!!

Welcome back justaG6, how are those baby’s going ? 

Edited March 16, 20251 yr by 64 kiwi boni

Justa got our lil Kiara home yesterday.  Reunion of the twins went well, Proud Mom N Dad had an OK night. 

True story time: When I first joined AC Spark Plug Division full time in 1983, right after graduating from college, I was classified as a "college graduate in training" or CGIT. As part of being a CGIT, I would be transferred around the division every 4-6 months to different job assignments. This way I would can experience what various parts of the organization did and I would meet people and learn who they are and what they do.

One of my work stops was the test lab. These guys were geniuses in their own right, even if a lot of the technicians didn't have 4-year degrees. So having a coffee pot in the dept. was a serious no-no. We were suppose to walk down to the cafeteria and get one. These guys saw me for the fresh meat that I was and let's just say they took advantage of naive ol' me. They gave me a purchase order requestion for some new test equipment they needed and  I had to get our staff engineer to sign it. It was a request for a "thermal agitator". He looked at me and signed it right away. He barely glanced at it. Two weeks later we had a brand new area coffee pot!

Edited March 17, 20251 yr by Frosty

When I was an apprentice chef, you had to buy yourself some quality chef's knives. After that purchase (which was more than a week's salary back then) someone noticed that I was left handed. They asked me if I had bought 'left handed knives.' The bolt of horror that shot through me at the thought of wasting a week's pay must have registered in my young naive eyes. Everyone played along with it until one kind soul eventually & reluctantly told me not to worry as there was no such thing.

I then methodically stabbed everyone to death and have been on the run ever since...whoops, until this moment.