Don't date any of them and viola a new Corvette in your driveway!

That one was for JUSTA. I know he's missing his tree blind right now!

This is a classic! I find the one about the M&M's oh so true. M&M, Snicker bars, cookies, etc!! Yeah!!!

9 hours ago, Frosty said:

Don't date any of them and viola a new Corvette in your driveway!

I dated one on meds awesome at times not so much fun at others..lol

Trying dating someone who is bipolar! They are super happy one day and almost suicidal the next! Feels like you spin the big wheel everyday to see what you get!

yea she was LOL

Now THAT'S funny! 

With the onset of AI there are implications there.

yeah good point !!! dont you hate discrimination ? whats wrongway with being a robot ? pfft .

 

 

i 

am

programmed 

to 

drive 

pontiacs 

 

Edited November 14, 20241 yr by 64 kiwi boni

Wow! I remember my first prostate exam by an old proctologist named Dr. Seven. I was in my early thirties. Doc was in his late 60s. He explained how things were going to work, got the latex gloves and the KY jelly. He then did what he said he was going to do to me. This was a hugely weird experience, especially for being the first time. It's what he said next that caught me off guard. He said "Now you know how Rock Hudson felt!" 

OMG. I thought about it for a split second and I said, "Doc I've always wanted to have a piece of the Rock, I didn't want to be the Rock's piece!" He stopped and then bust out laughing. He said, "that's good. I need to remember that one!".

Frosty's out of the closet, at last.

You're amongst friends here, buddy...

Hey! Not THAT close. Get away from me!

 

This needs to be on a T-shirt.

14 hours ago, JustAG6 said:

Is that for me???

The sign or the parts? 

I like the Alexa one. I showed it to my missus and she suggested we should get one.

I'm leaving her.

hay fitzy, cheers for the heat !!!! its 29 c here today !! and they are saying its coming directly from oz !!!

I'm at work in the Northern Territory and I lost so much sweat yesterday that I had a little nap in the afternoon so as to recover. It was insanely hot & humid, and this is the start of it. 

You're welcome. 

Happy thawing out.

To put your 29° in perspective, last night it was 26°. That's through the night. Today it'll be 32° and about 95% humidity.

23 minutes ago, Fitzy said:

To put your 29° in perspective, last night it was 26°. That's through the night. Today it'll be 32° and about 95% humidity.

ah stuff that !!!!!!

thats too hot 

Edited November 30, 20241 yr by indymanjoe