That's for damn sure. If your knees hurt and your 35 years old, just wait. Mother nature has a surprise for you and your not going to like it when you're 70.

1. Gotta listen to my Dad 2. You know it's true if Sam Elliott says it 3. I'm already in trouble... No age will be provided but old enough to know better... 

This has got to be one of the funniest cartoon strips! 

Thank you Justa6

On 2/27/2024 at 11:46 AM, njacobsen said:

This has got to be one of the funniest cartoon strips! 

Thank you Justa6

OK...there's a couple more.

Edited February 28, 20242 yr by JUSTA6

10 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

Now this would be perfect at Halloween! 

1 hour ago, Frosty said:

Now this would be perfect at Halloween! 

Real funny til Gramps figures out where his dentures went.  Need grandma's to finish the other side! 

Edited February 29, 20242 yr by JUSTA6

AND that's how the fight started.  Haven't seen any of these in years.  Somewhere in this thread is the old ones, but you have to go way back.

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

           The next  year, I didn't buy her a gift.

           When she asked  me why, I replied,

           "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

           And that's how the fight started.....

 

           My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.

           I turned to  her and said, 'Do you want to have  Sex?'

           'No,' she answered. I then said,

           'Is that your final answer?'

           She didn't even look  at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

           So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

           And that's when the fight started...

 

           My  wife and I were sitting at a table at her school
reunion, and she kept staring at a  drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

           I asked her, "Do you know  him?"

           "Yes", she sighed,

           "He's my old  boyfriend.  I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago,  and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

           "My  God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

           And then the fight  started...
 

 

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife

kept hinting to me that I should get it  fixed.  But, somehow I always

had something else to take care of first, the shed, the  boat,
making beer... Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of  a clever way to make her point.

           When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the  tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny  pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I  came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you  might as well sweep the driveway."

         That's when the fight started.   The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always  have a  limp.  Still trying to get over the limp today!!!!!!!

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

           She asked, "What's on TV?"

           I said, "Dust."

           And then the fight started...

 

 Saturday  morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.  I hooked up the
boat up to the  van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would  be bad all day.

           I went back into the house,  quietly undressed, and slipped

back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The  weather out there is
terrible."

           My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

           And that's how the fight started....

 

 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.

           She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."

           I bought her a bathroom scale.

           And then the fight started......

 

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office  to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.

           I looked in my  pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.  I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to come back later.

           The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

           She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

           When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.  She said, 'You should have  dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

           And then the fight started...

 

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom  mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

           "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.  I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

      I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."

           And then the fight started..

 

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

                 He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.

Oh they are FUNNY. We need this to take our minds off the crumbling dinosaurs in the garage demanding attention.

Oh, to only have a crumbling dinosaur to need my attention.

(Preferably a GTO)

15 hours ago, njacobsen said:

Oh, to only have a crumbling dinosaur to need my attention.

(Preferably a GTO)

Get off your hands and go get a project Pontiac........... That's how the fights start.

You care to offer a loan? It takes money to get through a dinosaur (Pontiac or other make). Seems I'm a little short of that always! I'm 70 years old so going to work in a factory isn't in the works anymore! Thanks for thinking about me!

Add the cost of 2 cars I can't afford already plus 2 daily drivers and..........   yea right.  My pension check goes as far as yours does.  Been 18 years of frame off rebuild and I'm not close to having $$$ for paint on my GTO.  Save up for 1 part at a time.  Makes the moments of driving them that much more special, and the people that smile N give ya the thumbs up = priceless.  Even a short trip for an ice cream makes the wife smile and feel special too.  Always good to have her on your side.  When your not fighting bout something silly.....

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....

 

I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ she said.

So I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?’

And that’s when the fight started....

 

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.

And that’s when the fight started.....

 

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that’s when the fight started....

 

It was a lovely warm sunny summer Sunday so I decided to drive my family to the seaside.

After driving for a while the children started getting restless and asked "Where's the beech daddy?".

I replied, "She is right beside me in the passenger seat"

And that's when the fight started...

 

My husband and I were lying under the bed covers when he touched my back, I said, "that feels great." He continued to touch my leg, I then said, "wow, you know that feels even better."

Then all at once he stopped. I asked him, "why did you stop darling?"

He replied, "I found the remote."

And that’s when the fight started....

 

It has been raining cats and dogs all week and my husband is really starting to get frustrated and angry. He just keeps standing by the window, staring at us.

If this continues, I am going to have to let him in.

And that’s when the fight started!

 

The other day my youngest son asked my husband, "Father I heard at school that in parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her, is this true?"

My husband looked him square in the eyes and replied, "Son, that happens in every country."

And that's when the fight started....

 

 

On 5/20/2023 at 9:31 AM, JUSTA6 said:

Lil known fun fact about Lk City Mich where I have my cabin/property. Did you know that a big-time Hollywood star grew up in a teeny tiny town in the Mitten State? Actor, director, and sex symbol Burt Reynolds spent his childhood in the small town of Lake City, Michigan. The little town has a population of just over 800 residents and is located in the Northern Lower Peninsula.  Burt Reynolds was an icon in the 1970s and was famous for his role in the film Smokey and the Bandit and the TV series Gunsmoke. He was also well known for his mustache and good looks which made him a ‘70s sex symbol.  Who knew? 

Interesting cover of Jerry Reed's classic.

The long haired blond guy talking to Jerry Owen is Steve Strope of Pure Vision. He does high end custom cars. He has competed for the Ridler before. 

 

Canada seems a little too Roadrunner/Coyote-ish to me.

 

  

Excellent! My fave is the last one. Why don't more people do this in the first place?

my fav !!