And all this time I thought my hearing aids were defective!!!

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3 hours ago, njacobsen said:

And all this time I thought my hearing aids were defective!!!

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That’s what you tell her ! Haha 

For some reason, I don't see myself getting out of the dog house if I tell her that!!

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3 hours ago, njacobsen said:

For some reason, I don't see myself getting out of the dog house if I tell her that!!

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You’re married right? You are already living in the doghouse! You should be used to it! 
 

The only time we men take our foot out of our mouth is to swap leather!

Yep...thats Justa my girl.  Still LoL-ing.

Isnt that Fitzy front door !

 

There's some gold there! I like this one in particular. All that useless crap I learnt in school has done nothing. Yes, I can read, write and add up but I also remember that the Battle Of Hastings happened in 1066. Who gives a f#$k? What they SHOULD be teaching kids is how to manage money, why you shouldn't beat up your wife, how taxes & loans work (hello compound interest) and how to properly control a car with all the wizardry turned off. What do you mean Bitter Old Man???

5 hours ago, Fitzy said:

There's some gold there! I like this one in particular. All that useless crap I learnt in school has done nothing. Yes, I can read, write and add up but I also remember that the Battle Of Hastings happened in 1066. Who gives a f#$k? What they SHOULD be teaching kids is how to manage money, why you shouldn't beat up your wife, how taxes & loans work (hello compound interest) and how to properly control a car with all the wizardry turned off. What do you mean Bitter Old Man???

pass me a beer Frosty fitzys on a tangent 

this is gona be gooood 

mate ! i went to school to chase girls !

didnt you ? 

Here you go Kiwi! 

I think Fitzy was inspired by Bluto!

 

On 1/26/2024 at 3:08 PM, 64 kiwi boni said:

mate ! i went to school to chase girls !

didnt you ? 

No - I was actually quite academic...and horny, being a teenage boy and all. You'll find this hard to believe but I was often top of the class and everyone held such high hopes for me. Then, back in the 70s when I was 14 my father snuck me into the cinema to watch the original Mad Max (then R rated.) I sat there and was enthralled by all the cars and Max's Falcon coupe. It made me the tragic I am today, instead of a dentist or something. I probably dodged a bullet!

I had a really sexy French teacher. Does that count?

On 1/27/2024 at 7:52 AM, JUSTA6 said:

It's become more of a .....Who's gonna spend the money and blow it with a stupid ad.  Last couple years, they haven't been funny at all.  Oh BTW....GO LIONS!  

Kiwi's passenger instructions when he flew to New York and back.....

 

 

For Ringo and 360Rocket

 

1 hour ago, Frosty said:

Kiwi's passenger instructions when he flew to New York and back.....

 

 

Yip pretty much what the passenger instructions are on air New Zealand 

16 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

Yip pretty much what the passenger instructions are on air New Zealand 

Yup, I thought so! 

https://youtu.be/JEyp2p-bzcU