Remember how our obsession started????

 

OMG! I've heard of growing old gracefully but this ain't it!

 What Are You Waiting For?

 

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife... He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. 

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." 

As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything. 

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. 

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." 

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"

 "The TEETH!"

 

 How profound......

 

Edited May 16, 20242 yr by Frosty

Didn't they have a huge recall on these airbags???

Only on Takata made airbags. This airbag appears to be domestic.

10 hours ago, Frosty said:

Only on Takata made airbags. This airbag appears to be domestic.

Would still be very leary about the shrapnal flying if that thing goes off. MEthane propelled fallout only needs a spark and we end up with industrial size SMORES.

The risk of methane poisoning is definitely very high.

16 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

Didn't they have a huge recall on these airbags???

Reminds me of Peanuts.....poor Rerun!

The last two are right on. Although I never would wear a ponytail!!

13 hours ago, njacobsen said:

The last two are right on. Although I never would wear a ponytail!!

You mean a trash bag twist tie?

The last two are right on. Although I never would wear a ponytail!!

Yeah, the plastic worthless twisty ties they put out now

OMG - are you thinking what I'm thinking: aircon for the GT Mow? Watch this space..

58 minutes ago, Fitzy said:

OMG - are you thinking what I'm thinking: aircon for the GT Mow? Watch this space..

Aww god not another hold my beer moment 

4 hours ago, Fitzy said:

OMG - are you thinking what I'm thinking?

"I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."

"Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."

"Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."

"I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn't the aspargus feel left out?"

 

NARF!!!!

Edited May 21, 20242 yr by Frosty

Either Frosty is having a stroke or I'm not understanding what he's writing.

2 hours ago, Fitzy said:

Either Frosty is having a stroke or I'm not understanding what he's writing.

Yep, well deserved NARF for sure! 

2 hours ago, Fitzy said:

Either Frosty is having a stroke or I'm not understanding what he's writing.

 

Edited May 22, 20242 yr by JUSTA6

The first one happens sooner than you think!!!

11 hours ago, Fitzy said:

Either Frosty is having a stroke or I'm not understanding what he's writing.

Pinky and the Brain was a cartoon of the late 90s/early 2000s. It was about two genetically altered mice, one is a genius and the other is simply mad. Brain would always say, Pinky are you thinking what I am thinking? Pinky would come back with absolute gibberish.

Then Pinky would say what are we going do tonight Brain?

Brain always says, Same thing we do every night Pinky! Try to take over the world!
 

Ii’s a modern cartoon classic.