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1995 Pontiac Grand Am GT -AKA- JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST

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OMG it has doors!

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Face, meet palm.

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hahaha awesome. I saw this on Jalopnik earlier.

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WTF :lol:

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I got nothing. Back to my station wagon.

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Good thing my beard is manly enough.

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My older brothers first car was a 1995 Grand Am. It was black and never wanted to turn left.

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My cousin posted a link to this on facebook. I replied, "Forget the car, I want to marry that guy!"

I still laugh out loud when I look at it. I have it saved to my computer. :lol:

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Guys! More on the manliest Grand Am on the planet!

http://jalopnik.com/5906535/greatest-craigslist-ad-car-gets-new-home-in-high-school-shop-class?utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_facebook&utm_source=jalopnik_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

The car was donated to a shop class, to be fixed and modded...sadly, I do not have a good feeling on what some high school kids will do... -__-

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I still love those boys and this car. Epic.

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So which is sexier? '95 Grand Am or '03 Aztek?

At least you can have sex in an Aztek! The GA might technically qualify as a birth control device.

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So which is sexier? '95 Grand Am or '03 Aztek?

At least you can have sex in an Aztek! The GA might technically qualify as a birth control device.

I'd prefer the Aztek. Its so a neat car.

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That 4th gen GAGT, has quad4 power and a manual.

It already has more potential. :lol:

Oh, since the 4th gen is similar in interior size to 5th gens, you can make shiggidy giggity in the back. :o

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That 4th gen GAGT, has quad4 power and a manual.

It already has more potential. :lol:

Oh, since the 4th gen is similar in interior size to 5th gens, you can make shiggidy giggity in the back. :o

Probably, I managed in the back of a 2001 Focus.

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Probably, I managed in the back of a 2001 Focus.

A friend of mine used a 1991 Honda CRX.

I have no clue how...

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A friend of mine used a 1991 Honda CRX.

I have no clue how...

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Even funnier, he's 6'2".

o.O

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Even funnier, he's 6'2".

o.O

*crickets*

I'd still take the Aztek over the Grand Am, as long as it's AWD.

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*crickets*

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A friend of mine used a 1991 Honda CRX.

I have no clue how...

I can only believe that there was much pain involved.

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Oh yeah. The Quad 4.. Which they borrowed from Oldses.. Which they borrowed from Chevy Vegas?



But what's wrong with Teal? ;-)



Cute ad fer sure..Gives me an idea.. Our friend has an old '74 Toyota Corona coupe to sell. It has an armrest in the rear seat. And fuzzy seatcovers. ew.


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All rice rockets, regardless of their age, look better to me as beer cans IMO. :dancingpontiac:


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