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1995 Pontiac Grand Am GT -AKA- JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST

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HaHaHa, Well that is one way to do it.

Face, meet palm.

hahaha awesome. I saw this on Jalopnik earlier.

WTF :lol:

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Good thing my beard is manly enough.

My cousin posted a link to this on facebook. I replied, "Forget the car, I want to marry that guy!"

I still laugh out loud when I look at it. I have it saved to my computer. :lol:

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Guys! More on the manliest Grand Am on the planet!

http://jalopnik.com/5906535/greatest-craigslist-ad-car-gets-new-home-in-high-school-shop-class?utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_facebook&utm_source=jalopnik_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

The car was donated to a shop class, to be fixed and modded...sadly, I do not have a good feeling on what some high school kids will do... -__-

I still love those boys and this car. Epic.

So which is sexier? '95 Grand Am or '03 Aztek?

At least you can have sex in an Aztek! The GA might technically qualify as a birth control device.

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That 4th gen GAGT, has quad4 power and a manual.

It already has more potential. :lol:

Oh, since the 4th gen is similar in interior size to 5th gens, you can make shiggidy giggity in the back. :o

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That 4th gen GAGT, has quad4 power and a manual.

It already has more potential. :lol:

Oh, since the 4th gen is similar in interior size to 5th gens, you can make shiggidy giggity in the back. :o

Probably, I managed in the back of a 2001 Focus.

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Probably, I managed in the back of a 2001 Focus.

A friend of mine used a 1991 Honda CRX.

I have no clue how...

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Even funnier, he's 6'2".

o.O

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Even funnier, he's 6'2".

o.O

*crickets*

I'd still take the Aztek over the Grand Am, as long as it's AWD.

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*crickets*

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A friend of mine used a 1991 Honda CRX.

I have no clue how...

I can only believe that there was much pain involved.

  • 10 months later...

Oh yeah. The Quad 4.. Which they borrowed from Oldses.. Which they borrowed from Chevy Vegas?



But what's wrong with Teal? ;-)



Cute ad fer sure..Gives me an idea.. Our friend has an old '74 Toyota Corona coupe to sell. It has an armrest in the rear seat. And fuzzy seatcovers. ew.


All rice rockets, regardless of their age, look better to me as beer cans IMO. :dancingpontiac:


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