Passenger Offenses

[Ringo64]

What's an ejectable offense in your Pontiac? 

Feet on dash is a big one with me and telling me how to drive.

Maybe I can get this installed:

[notallthere]

Here we go......

 

Smoking

No seat belt

feet on the dash

playing with the buttons

playing with the stereo

feet on the seats

rolling down the window at highway speeds in the newer ones.  Older ones I do not care about.

telling me how to drive

food spillage

drink spillage

yelling out the car

complaining about others driving

slamming car doors

slamming glove box

throwing things in the truck.  Not just placing but throwing

dinging other cars with the doors

being more than 5 minutes late without notice

complaining about where I park when at the back of the lot.  I usually reply the walk will do you good.

placing parcels on the trunk hood or roof

jumping up and down on the seats

if they stink

 

 

There is probably more but that is all I can think about

[JUSTA6]

Looks like you covered it all.

[Professur]

Gotta wonder why you'd have a passenger in the first place. Let them walk.

[Ringo64]

1 hour ago, Professur said:

Gotta wonder why you'd have a passenger in the first place. Let them walk.

Generally this has been my approach with the Camaro. This has led to a few fights with the girlfriend

[notallthere]

Forgot one:

 

Friends who call shotgun when Ms Notallthere is present.

[Ringo64]

22 minutes ago, notallthere said:

Forgot one:

 

Friends who call shotgun when Ms Notallthere is present.

Shotgun!

[gandhi_2006]

yep ^^^ have had that happen, friends might be pissed but I gotta live with the wife!

ringo, so explain how well that went over so i dont say the same thing to my wife lol.

[notallthere]

4 hours ago, Ringo64 said:

Shotgun!

Way to go trunk boy.

 

I usually tell those guys that I have a chance to see her neked.  I do not want to see you neked.

[Professur]

I'm shocked that nobody mentioned farting

[Ringo64]

22 minutes ago, notallthere said:

Way to go trunk boy.

 

I usually tell those guys that I have a chance to see her neked.  I do not want to see you neked.

Glad the feelings mutual  

[notallthere]

Oh yeah and if Pro farts within 500 km of my car I do not let him in

[Ringo64]

2 hours ago, notallthere said:

Oh yeah and if Pro farts within 500 km of my car I do not let him in

That's 311 miles for us, Yanks. That's quite a stinker

[Professur]

You guys off gas all the time. I save it for special occasions.

[Frosty]

So you are admitting to be a walking talking toxic bio hazard?

[Professur]

Potential bio hazard. I'm not just some random happenstance like 3 mile island or Chernobyl.  I'm a precision weapon, a tactical nuke of Uranal proportions. I can make grown men weep, angels cry and singe the fur off small animals. I hold a world record as the only man ever to gag a fish.

[JUSTA6]

On 7/21/2016 at 0:09 PM, Professur said:

Potential bio hazard. I'm not just some random happenstance like 3 mile island or Chernobyl.  I'm a precision weapon, a tactical nuke of Uranal proportions. I can make grown men weep, angels cry and singe the fur off small animals. I hold a world record as the only man ever to gag a fish.

Remind me NOT to mess with you.

[notallthere]

So we are serving pickled eggs, sausage, coleslaw and white castle burgers at Woodward.  I will be in a lawn chair watching from afar.

[Professur]

Sitting in Sarnia watching for the mushroom cloud? You, I officially won't be making Woodward this year. Can't be away from home that long.

[TWO LANE BLACK TOP]

Among lots other things is when not parked on level ground. Passenger opening door and letting it go so it bounces full force against the hinges...Irks me just thinking about it.