A FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."  The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What?  At your age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

 

 

Robot for sale.   

Do female Asian drivers have the same reputation Stateside as they do here?

CHRIS........ Need your help on this one.

Wow ! An electric water feature 

Was asking for your help Chris....Who ya gonna call??  Wife is worried about plugging in her hair drier.

Edited August 23, 20232 yr by JUSTA6

H2 Whoa!

 

 

 

That last one pretty much describes where I used to work before I retired! 

16 hours ago, njacobsen said:

That last one pretty much describes where I used to work before I retired! 

What's it like? To retire I mean.

It's better to have a part time job lined up someplace. Keeps you away from home but still making money. BUT, People, listen up. PUT as much away as you possibly can even if it hurts. Where you get paid interest on your money. You cannot have too much money to retire on. Honestly!

Other than that - not to bad!

14 hours ago, njacobsen said:

It's better to have a part time job lined up someplace. Keeps you away from home but still making money. BUT, People, listen up. PUT as much away as you possibly can even if it hurts. Where you get paid interest on your money. You cannot have too much money to retire on. Honestly!

Other than that - not to bad!

Yeah . I am hearing you ! 
I can’t retire ! My boss would have me doing all her shit ! Hahaha 

When a man has too much wine, women, and song, what should he do?

Simple give up song!

Edited August 30, 20232 yr by Frosty

 

Edited September 4, 20232 yr by JUSTA6

Indy...  while loading up for tomorrow. I found the fusebox!!!!

 

Edited September 5, 20232 yr by JustAG6

13 hours ago, JustAG6 said:

Look guys! Christmas presents ideas! Get them on your list quick !!!!

2 hours ago, Frosty said:

Look guys! Christmas presents ideas! Get them on your list quick !!!!

She knows which one I want!!! 

Justa -  how badly do you need that suped up Kawasaki powered Amigo? Or is it chrome fetish of yours? LOL!