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Man sorry to hear about what your going thru i hate thieves
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i'd say Orlando would be one of the better choices more to do imo
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I wish i could make it but i'll be working
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that's just bad luck
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I luv this car i'm using your car to try and convince me friend to boost his 90 lx
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saw this on another forum thought you guys might enjoy it > When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take > her someplace > expensive...So, I took her to a gas station...And then the > fight > started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire > while we were > in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to > have sex?" "No," she > answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer? > "She didn't even > look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I > said, "Then I'd like > to phone a friend." And then the fight started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to > apply for > Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for > my driver's > license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and > realized I had > left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very > sorry, but I > would have to go home and come back later The woman said, > 'Unbutton > your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly > silver hair. She > said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough > for me' And she > processed my Social Security application. When I got home, > I excitedly > told my wife about my experience at the Social Security > office. She > said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might > have gotten > Disability, too' And then the fight started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my > lunch, > grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I > hooked up the > boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a > torrential > downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back > into the > garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the > weather would be > bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly > undressed, and slipped > back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now > with a different > anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is > terrible.' My > loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my > stupid husband is > out fishing in that?' And that's how the fight > started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school > reunion, and I > kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she > sat alone at A > nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' > 'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's > my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right > after we > split up those many & years ago, and I hear she > hasn't been sober > since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would > think a person could go on > celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were > alongside the road > and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know > how sometimes > you just get soooo stressed and Little things just seem > funny? Yeah, > well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He > stormed over to my > car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY! > !!' So, I looked > down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are > you?' And then the > fight started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some > reason, took my > order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium > rare, please.' He > said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' > 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And then the > fight started... > > ************************************************** ************ > > A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. > She is not > happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I > feel horrible; I > look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a > compliment.' The > husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near > perfect.' And then the > fight started... > > > > ************************************************** ******** > >I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" >It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. >"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. >So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" >And that's when the fight started.... > > ************************************************** ******* >My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. >I told her Not as >much as the dress that she had worn yesterday. >And then the fight started..... > > ************************************************** ******** > >A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. >Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. >The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man >'Holy crap. That must be my husband!' >So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the >window. >He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and >to his car as fast as he could go. >A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and >screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' >The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' >And then the fight started.....
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Congrats man your build is awesome
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Nice!! The car is looking awesome
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And nice G5 you got there
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and black ftw
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Welcome, nice G6 nice to see a different color theme for once
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G6 Exhaust idea
Roadwarrior replied to 60DegreeVVT's topic in Pontiac Performance Discussion/Questions
That looks and sounds awesome i say go for it, but imo i like the crossflow better -
Welcome to Forever Pontiac nice g6
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Exhaust looks great glad to see the car is doing good
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Sucks to hear about your problems man hopefully everything works out for you
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Welcome to Forever Pontiac Gorgeous Firebird I love the look of those Recaro's , my best friend dad had an Iroc and i was in love with that car
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that car reminds me of a orange creamsicle lol
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lol i love the duck tape on the shifter
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good luck on fixing the damage hopefully it's not going to be that expensive
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Tampa sounds good to me too but it would be fun to go to Universal, there is a weekly classic/American car show hosted by the dairy queen in Wesley Chapel that happens either every Monday or Wednesday there is some nice cars that show up
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new rims..?
Roadwarrior replied to a topic in Pontiac Suspension, Brakes, Rims & Tires Dicussion/Questions
I would get them