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Roadwarrior

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  1. Man sorry to hear about what your going thru i hate thieves
  2. i'd say Orlando would be one of the better choices more to do imo
  3. I wish i could make it but i'll be working
  4. I luv this car i'm using your car to try and convince me friend to boost his 90 lx
  5. saw this on another forum thought you guys might enjoy it > When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take > her someplace > expensive...So, I took her to a gas station...And then the > fight > started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire > while we were > in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to > have sex?" "No," she > answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer? > "She didn't even > look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I > said, "Then I'd like > to phone a friend." And then the fight started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to > apply for > Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for > my driver's > license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and > realized I had > left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very > sorry, but I > would have to go home and come back later The woman said, > 'Unbutton > your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly > silver hair. She > said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough > for me' And she > processed my Social Security application. When I got home, > I excitedly > told my wife about my experience at the Social Security > office. She > said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might > have gotten > Disability, too' And then the fight started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my > lunch, > grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I > hooked up the > boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a > torrential > downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back > into the > garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the > weather would be > bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly > undressed, and slipped > back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now > with a different > anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is > terrible.' My > loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my > stupid husband is > out fishing in that?' And that's how the fight > started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school > reunion, and I > kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she > sat alone at A > nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' > 'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's > my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right > after we > split up those many & years ago, and I hear she > hasn't been sober > since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would > think a person could go on > celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were > alongside the road > and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know > how sometimes > you just get soooo stressed and Little things just seem > funny? Yeah, > well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He > stormed over to my > car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY! > !!' So, I looked > down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are > you?' And then the > fight started... > > ************************************************** *********** > > I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some > reason, took my > order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium > rare, please.' He > said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' > 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And then the > fight started... > > ************************************************** ************ > > A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. > She is not > happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I > feel horrible; I > look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a > compliment.' The > husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near > perfect.' And then the > fight started... > > > > ************************************************** ******** > >I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" >It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. >"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. >So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" >And that's when the fight started.... > > ************************************************** ******* >My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. >I told her Not as >much as the dress that she had worn yesterday. >And then the fight started..... > > ************************************************** ******** > >A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. >Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. >The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man >'Holy crap. That must be my husband!' >So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the >window. >He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and >to his car as fast as he could go. >A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and >screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' >The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' >And then the fight started.....
  6. Congrats man your build is awesome
  7. Welcome, nice G6 nice to see a different color theme for once
  8. That looks and sounds awesome i say go for it, but imo i like the crossflow better
  9. Welcome to Forever Pontiac nice g6
  10. Exhaust looks great glad to see the car is doing good
  11. Sucks to hear about your problems man hopefully everything works out for you
  12. Welcome to Forever Pontiac Gorgeous Firebird I love the look of those Recaro's , my best friend dad had an Iroc and i was in love with that car
  13. that car reminds me of a orange creamsicle lol
  14. lol i love the duck tape on the shifter
  15. good luck on fixing the damage hopefully it's not going to be that expensive
  16. Tampa sounds good to me too but it would be fun to go to Universal, there is a weekly classic/American car show hosted by the dairy queen in Wesley Chapel that happens either every Monday or Wednesday there is some nice cars that show up
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