Ok ther is a morning show that i podcast and every once anpd a while they do movie quotes... And the two female hosts have to guess the film, stand-up, (or hell we can do music lyrics too lets try it out)... It is too funny live and i figure that it might be funny here, or it might fail like turbos on a G6 but who knows....

I will lay a few grond rules....

TRY no to google. If no one can get it then ok...

Nothing that is racist or blatently attacking of race, creed, culture or a perso nindividually. (use your head, we are friends here. For instance if we quote something from American History X then it may be racy, but if you can show context, well we will leave it up to the people listed in RED to moderate...

The quoter can be callled out if it is truly a quote, they may have to prove via IMDB sound clip, or youtube. If quoter proven wrong... We shame them... Lol

The quote can NOT be paraphrased.... It has to be as close to the actual as possible, i know sometiomes they are posted online and they are a word off, i guessthats ok.

I will start

Character 1: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?

Character 2: I don't have one.

Character 1: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

Character 2: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.

Character 1: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the FORD along.

One of my fav movies of all times

Bad Boys

to easy I love that movie

^^ Whats your quote.

um hmmm ok.. one of my favorites

Character 1: listen to me. They've taken the castle!

Character 2: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.

Character 1: He's dead?

Character 2: Yes.

Character 1: And my mother?

Character 2: She died of pneumonia while... oh, you were away...

Character 1: My brothers?

Character 2: There were all killed by the plague.

Character 1: My dog, Pogo?

Character 2: Run over by a carriage.

Character 1: My goldfish, Goldie?

Character 2: Eaten by the cat.

Character 1: [on the verge of tears] My cat?

Character 2: Choked on the goldfish.

[pause]

Character 2: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it?

Is it Robin Hood: Men In Tights?

I originally thought the Robin Hood with Kevin Kostner

QUOTE!!!!

What is it Sir BAMness?

i kinda wanted to make sure I was right, seeing's how I didn't look it up!

But in any case: Here goes!

Male 1: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?

Male 2: Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon... like masturbating on an airplane.

Male 3: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.

Male 2: Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!

yeah it was robin hood men in tights.

Damn Ive heard that one but I cant remember what from

You're going to punch yourself when you remember it, or get told what it is.

Male 1: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?

Male 2: Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon... like masturbating on an airplane.

Male 3: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.

Male 2: Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!

Allan from the Hangover

Hangover SOB. I should have known that

• Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed... I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

Tommy Boy!!!!

C1: "One day lad all of this will be yours!"

C2: "What the curtains?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

quote: Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.

quote: I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine " No more short time ". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!

Both from the same movie.

Heartbreak ridge ... one of the few Eastwood flicks I like

The President: Take air force one.

Jim Richardson: Sir, Air Force one is broken

The President: Broken?

Jim Richardson: Yes sir.

The President: The whole plane?

Jim Richardson: In a sense sir, you remember where the Washington monument used to be?

Heartbreak ridge ... one of the few Eastwood flicks I like

The President: Take air force one.

Jim Richardson: Sir, Air Force one is broken

The President: Broken?

Jim Richardson: Yes sir.

The President: The whole plane?

Jim Richardson: In a sense sir, you remember where the Washington monument used to be?

right ... No Killer Tomatos fans here, I see. Let's try again.

No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

They don't get easier than that.

Killer tomatos god I thought no one else actually watched those movies.

Gone with the wind.

That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age.

That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age.

Did you just pull a mcconaughey?

my favorite movie Dazed and Confused

Character 2: Oh what, what's wrong with you man? You haven't said anything for like 20 minutes. What the hell's your problem?

Character 1: This life.

Character 2: This life?

Character 1: why do I have this life?

Character 2: Have some chips, you'll feel better.

Character 1: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass F**K on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfirend is catatonic after F**King a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

Character 2: 37.

Clerks

You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

Major Payne

Oh shit! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!