The Official Useless Post Thread

[star_deceiver]

http://rmirror.net/r..._accident_nsfl/

Nasty accident

To watch car explode like water balloon, click above!

[Ghost]

damn!

[Jedi3]

http://rmirror.net/r..._accident_nsfl/

Nasty accident

OMG!

[Esselstrom]

Didn't want to try riding my bike through the snow and muddy grass so I trailered it from the polebarn to the driveway.

[Ringo64]

Saw that accident a while ago, I still can't believe it. I feel so bad for the truck driver.

[Twenty]

My parents and I stopped by Jaguar yesterday and took an XF for a spin. It's a candidate for my father's new car.

[Ringo64]

My parents and I stopped by Jaguar yesterday and took an XF for a spin. It's a candidate for my father's new car.

Nice! I actually like those

[Ghost]

i won the lottery! i won the lottery...again. now, only if i can win the real one.

[Ringo64]

I think he's cheating... Why didn't you tell me you could code Ghost? Could use your help

[Ghost]

you only assumed i couldnt.

[Ghost]

i saw the G8 Sheriff in town. uh, i mean Chevy.

[Coupe_GXP]

There was a dealer the other week that drove a new caprice to the auction.

[[ChaosweaveR]]

I want an unmarked Caprice so bad.

[Ghost]

it didnt look to aggressive, looks better with the Pontiac grille.

[Twenty]

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I want an unmarked Caprice so bad.

Imagine the fun.

[[ChaosweaveR]]

UNLIMITED FUN

[Ghost]

[Esselstrom]

JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a

huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.

[Ringo64]

[killerspeed101]

[Ghost]

[Jedi3]

So yea anyways..................................................................

post!

[[ChaosweaveR]]

So yeah.

My Jess makes a hawt Amber.

(if anyone has seen SuckerPunch, I'm talking about Amber from that movie)

[Young gun]

Role playing in the bed i see huh chris?

[[ChaosweaveR]]

Actually, her outfit for I-CON this year.