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Esselstrom

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  1. My wife got me a print to hang in the mancave... I think I'll keep her
  2. The fat woman isn't ok, even if your friends don't see you...
  3. Took this on my way to work yesterday, 16 cars banged up in this spot. There was black ice on all of the overpasses.
  4. Kinda like driving a Ford, it's ok till your friends see ya...
  5. Custom van I saw at walmart, do ya think it's fast with that hood scoop?
  6. Being an avid coffee drinker, I understand. My condolences sir...
  7. Congrats dude, did you get it home yet?
  8. JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.' He lost 63 pounds that week.
  9. yup, when you deccelrate and the back of your car rises the driveshaft rubs the muffler. Get it moved over.
  10. Is it normally 2-3 cars that get nominated each month? or is it sometimes more? I haven't looked through the old vote threads.
  11. I'm interested to see the dyno results on this one.
  12. I like seeing people work on their own cars. Keep it up, you're doing great.
  13. that is most likely the noise. Get the muffler moved away from the driveshaft a bit and then try it.
  14. If you ever are looking for some 14" rally 2s gimme a call.
  15. I have to agree with Havoc and the others, I do not like the look of these new wheels on old cars. It just looks wrong. When I was redoing my car my wife asked if I was going to put different wheels on it, I said "yeah, 15 inchers so it clears the calipers..."
  16. I was looking at this site. Cars in Barns and got to thinking, it's just a shame that some of these will sit there and rot away. Everyone has a story about some car they saw just sitting somewhere I have some pics I've taken here discuss.
  17. When you get older, you realize that there will always be someone faster. I'm not a gambler so I don't race for money. Even if I did get beaten in a race by a honduh, I would still laugh at it, hell, I have laughed at people in ferarris and porches, why wouldn't I laugh at someone in a honduh. There is a hell of a lot more to being cool, than just being fast, thats something else I learned as I got older...
  18. To paraphrase what I said earlier, No matter how fast the honduh is, it will never be as cool as my GTO...
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