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Esselstrom

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About Esselstrom

  • Rank
    Learning to Fly
  • Birthday 08/30/1958

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  • Location
    Minnesota

Forever Pontiac

  • Name
    Lee
  • Gender
    Male
  • Year
    1970
  • Car
    70 GTO
  • Style
    Coupe

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  1. Esselstrom

    My Project GTO

    Thank you.
  2. Esselstrom

    The Random Pics Thread (NSFW)

    My wife got me a print to hang in the mancave... I think I'll keep her
  3. Esselstrom

    87's Garage

    The fat woman isn't ok, even if your friends don't see you...
  4. Esselstrom

    The Official Useless Post Thread

    Took this on my way to work yesterday, 16 cars banged up in this spot. There was black ice on all of the overpasses.
  5. Esselstrom

    87's Garage

    Kinda like driving a Ford, it's ok till your friends see ya...
  6. Esselstrom

    New to these forums

    Welcome to FP!
  7. Esselstrom

    The Official Useless Post Thread

    Custom van I saw at walmart, do ya think it's fast with that hood scoop?
  8. Esselstrom

    Good bye old friend

    Being an avid coffee drinker, I understand. My condolences sir...
  9. Esselstrom

    POTM Banter

    Congrats dude, did you get it home yet?
  10. Esselstrom

    New from IL

    Welcome to FP.
  11. Esselstrom

    The Official Useless Post Thread

    JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.' He lost 63 pounds that week.
  12. Esselstrom

    Havoc's Questions Post.

    yup, when you deccelrate and the back of your car rises the driveshaft rubs the muffler. Get it moved over.
  13. Esselstrom

    POTM Banter

    See, I knew you were ok.
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