"On the Lighter Side..."

[JUSTA6]

My bad, wouldn't post.

Edited May 20, 2020 by JUSTA6

[64 kiwi boni]

6 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

were the hell do you find these Justa ??? sooo crack me up mate

[Frosty]

OMG! What a great commercial!

A 1960s Car Salesman.........READ BEFORE WATCHING

Who remembers Ralph Williams in SF area? Big time car dealer! This is one of the greatest commercials ever seen and it only aired once.

During the late 60s, most television programs and commercials were live. There were no "pre-recorded" programs. There were some obvious problems with this method. No "retakes" and "bloopers" were a regular occurrence. The salesman quit right after this commercial. This is no blooper! This guy was just very upset with his boss and told it like he thought it was. What a great job of ad-libbing. He never misses a beat while, if you listen carefully, you'll hear the cameraman and sound man lose it.

The commercial got on the air, but only once!

 

 

[JUSTA6]

Absolutely PRICELESS.   But how do ya really feel?

[Frosty]

1 hour ago, JUSTA6 said:

Absolutely PRICELESS.   But how do ya really feel?

"F U" - a nasty message to follow!

Edited May 20, 2020 by Frosty

[Frosty]

Sounds like my sister-in-law - she is a 2nd grade teacher with two young boys at home! LOL!

 

 

Dang it!

 

[JUSTA6]

On 5/20/2020 at 2:11 AM, 64 kiwi boni said:

were the hell do you find these Justa ??? sooo crack me up mate

Friends send me this in Emails.  Sometimes my wife shows me stuff from facebook.

[JUSTA6]

[JUSTA6]

[Frosty]

2 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

You almost make this look like a bad thing JUSTA.

Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore!

[JUSTA6]

1 minute ago, Frosty said:

You almost make this look like a bad thing JUSTA.

Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore!

It's not beer....it's COORS!   Good for what ails ya!

[Frosty]

53 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

It's not beer....it's COORS!   Good for what ails ya!

Obviously that was a typo JUSTA.....

It's not beer....it's COORS!  Good for what ales ya'!

See the difference?

[Frosty]

Chlorine for the gene pool? We can only hope.

How will this come out in the end?????

 

 

Edited May 29, 2020 by Frosty

[Stewy]

SO wrong... but I did laugh... 😳

 

[JUSTA6]

[Frosty]

9 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

How about "Ya' know - I don't!!"? That will go over well.

[Frosty]

[JUSTA6]

[Ringo64]

11 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

[Frosty]

43 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

There waaaaay too much tomato there too buster!!!!

If you are going to make it a heart attack special - make it right will ya'?

[JUSTA6]

[Frosty]

7 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

 

Punt.

This must be a fantasy. No woman will ever tell a guy that,

[64 kiwi boni]

3 hours ago, Frosty said:

Punt.

This must be a fantasy. No woman will ever tell a guy that,

hell no! its a trap !!😄

[Frosty]

Exactly my thinking kiwi!

[JUSTA6]

Local school board is deciding whether or not to make kids wear masks at school. Wifey shared it and asked what people thought. One of our dojo moms responded with this! Lori for the win! 🤣🤣🤣

Here's how I think requiring masks might work in elementary.

Please don’t snap Billy's mask in his face.

Your mask is not a necklace, bracelet, or any other form of jewelry.

You should not be using your mask as a slingshot. Please put it back on your face.

Please do not chew on your mask.

Your mask should be on your face, not on the back of your head

I’m sorry your mask is wet, but that's what happens when you lick the inside of it.

I’m sorry you sneezed. Here's a tissue. Wipe out the snot as well as you can.

No, you may not blow your nose in your mask.

Why is your mask soaking wet? You just came back from the bathroom?

And you put it back on your face after you dropped it?

I’m sorry you broke the elastic on your mask by seeing how far the band would stretch. Now you'll have to hold the mask on your face ... or use this duct tape.

Please take the mask off your eyes and watch where you're walking. I don’t care if you have X-ray vision.

Please take the mask off of your pencil and stop twirling it.

I know the mask fits over your pants like a knee pad, but please take it off of your leg and put it on your face.

What do you mean you tried to eat your lunch through your mask?

Please don't share your mask or trade masks. I don’t care if you like Ingrid's mask better than yours.

I’m sorry, but your mask is not school appropriate.

We're not comparing our masks to other kids' masks… everyone’s mask is unique and special.

No, you may not decorate your mask instead of doing your work. I don’t care if you have a Sharpie.

You're not a pirate, please take your mask off your eye.

Try to get the gum off as much as you can.

Please don't use your mask to pick your nose.

I’m sorry you tripped, but that’s what happens when you put your feet inside the elastic of your mask.

No, your mask doesn't make it hard to get your work done.

Your Mom will need to get you a new mask since you chewed a hole in that one.

Why is there a shoe print on your mask?

No, you cannot eat the snow through your mask.

I don’t care if you were in art class and being creative; we do not decorate our masks.

We do not beam other kids in the face with balls. No, their masks don’t make it not hurt.

Please don't plug your nose holes with your mask.

Who's making that noise?

I’m sorry your ponytail is stuck, that’s what happens when you see how many times you can wrap it around your mask.

I’m sorry to tell you, but your child thought her mask made her a superhero. She tried to fly off the jungle gym at recess …

I’m sorry your breath stinks in your mask, maybe we should all try to brush better.

Please take those cookies out of your mask. No, you are not a chipmunk.