This is definitely my sister-in-law

  

 

Illeterate? Write for free help!

What can we say? It's congenital! Get over it.

 

Damn tree huggers.

Y'all crack me up lol

2 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

My sister-in-law, the elementary school teacher, has two young boys, age 6 and 9. I guess the home school thing is a big fail. One was in time-out and the other was in self-study for the longest time. I think graduation ceremonies are next week.

Yeah, my daughter is 14 and really shy. She likes working alone and I don't see any problems. My son on the other hand, he's 11 and he's more like I am. Needs hands on and has severe ADHD! He's great if he's working on something he enjoys but sitting still at the kitchen table to do his school work may be an adventure all in it self. lol

It's "Drive Your Coffin To Work Day" Again.

This is soooo wrong on sooo many levels!!!

  

 

The Millennial's definition of Socialism?

Sex for Money - Business 101
Bob wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office. But she was dating someone else.

One day Bob got so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl looked at him and then said, "NO!"
Bob  said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down. Then give me a call."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?"
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

 

 

 

I used a bad word!

Oh Crap ! 

 

 

2 hours ago, Frosty said:

This is something I always laugh about when traveling. Places that have winter have the craziest inclines for their driveways  

32 minutes ago, Ringo64 said:

This is something I always laugh about when traveling. Places that have winter have the craziest inclines for their driveways  

Dude - you live in a very flat state.

4 minutes ago, Frosty said:

Dude - you live in a very flat state.

Exactly! Plus no winter  

18 minutes ago, Ringo64 said:

Exactly! Plus no winter  

Your driveways cave in and eat your cars.  Learning to ride a bicycle here = 1 badass merit badge.

15 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

Your driveways cave in and eat your cars.  Learning to ride a bicycle here = 1 badass merit badge.

I did learn to bike in Utah. A block away from our house was a huge hill. Spent many days going up and down  

6 hours ago, Frosty said:

Dude - you live in a very flat state.

haha, yeah frosty and its just a little windy !!!!!!!

1 hour ago, Stewy said:

soooo True Stewy 

and you only live once, so why not aye

11 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

haha, yeah frosty and its just a little windy !!!!!!!

The state or Ringo? 

Today - August 7, 2020 is in fact International Beer Day!

Have a cold one! Tell 'em Frosty sent ya! You're welcome!

http://internationalbeerday.com/

Slight typo in that last one....

I wonder if this applies to the "the Tiger in my tank" too!

 

 
The sexual activity of older men...
 
The frequency of sexual activity of older men depends on where they were born.
Statistics just released from Statistics Canada, World Health Organization, and
The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:
 
North American, Australian, South African, New Zealand and British men between
60 and 80 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week,
whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once
or twice per year - if they are lucky.
 
This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the club as none
of us had any idea that we were Japanese!

 

While working under the sink……..

Edited August 7, 20205 yr by Frosty

Evolution?

Even Neil agrees! Don't beleive me? Watch!

 

 

Edited August 10, 20205 yr by Frosty