so who is GI Joe?

Actually the owner of the 2008 Superbird.

So that's why they call it Canukistan. There's another travel alert for Americans. Can't believe they are targeting our storybook characters.... Stay in your compound BIN-notallthere, a Seal team will be there shortly.

I fear no seal team. I am a member of Al-eh-duh and we will victorious. We are going to make you drink stronger beer, say 'eh' randomly, use the metric system and put some damn 'u's in your words. You will love to eat poutine, understand curling, make fun of everyone south of Ohio when 2" of snow is something to panic about. Submit to the Queen and not Elton John. You will have a Prime Minister start to flame toboggans and cheer at the thought of bobsledding. Your Football will only have three downs and a wider field but you will not question that there are two teams called the Roughriders. (I know it sounds gay but one of them are named after a U.S. military unit from World War One) You will take pleasure in measuring distance in time and brag about the time you had to go out in the worst storm ever to get Smarties.

You will embrace the Canadian way noo doobt aboot it.

Yes Sir. I'm half way there, my grandmother was Canadian. Justa don't know what parts Canadian on me. Maybe my right foot, EH? I do like Hockey and Toronto's mayor.

You will be the first to conform. Frosty second and the rest will will exterminate with maple syrup if they do not come over to us.

Sorry...Justa can't wrap my head around playing with dolls. What happens in Canada, stay's in Canada. For those wondering about Frostys fate..... He was rebuilt and the magic hat reinstalled. All is good. It appears he lost his typing skills in the reboot.

I fear no seal team. I am a member of Al-eh-duh and we will victorious. We are going to make you drink stronger beer, say 'eh' randomly, use the metric system and put some damn 'u's in your words. You will love to eat poutine, understand curling, make fun of everyone south of Ohio when 2" of snow is something to panic about. Submit to the Queen and not Elton John. You will have a Prime Minister start to flame toboggans and cheer at the thought of bobsledding. Your Football will only have three downs and a wider field but you will not question that there are two teams called the Roughriders. (I know it sounds gay but one of them are named after a U.S. military unit from World War One) You will take pleasure in measuring distance in time and brag about the time you had to go out in the worst storm ever to get Smarties.

You will embrace the Canadian way noo doobt aboot it.

I thought Elton John was the Queen?

wait why was Frosty smiling all the way thru?

He's a sick motherf*cker.

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He's a sick motherf*cker.

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That's Mister Sick MotherF*cker buster!

I fear no seal team. I am a member of Al-eh-duh and we will victorious. We are going to make you drink stronger beer, say 'eh' randomly, use the metric system and put some damn 'u's in your words. You will love to eat poutine, understand curling, make fun of everyone south of Ohio when 2" of snow is something to panic about. Submit to the Queen and not Elton John. You will have a Prime Minister start to flame toboggans and cheer at the thought of bobsledding. Your Football will only have three downs and a wider field but you will not question that there are two teams called the Roughriders. (I know it sounds gay but one of them are named after a U.S. military unit from World War One) You will take pleasure in measuring distance in time and brag about the time you had to go out in the worst storm ever to get Smarties.

You will embrace the Canadian way noo doobt aboot it.

Listen Dudley Dowrong. Your invasion attempts will surely fail. Why drink stronger beer when we already have Jack and Jim in this country instead? I speak fluent Canukistan too, its no bother eh. The metric system is going to be adopted and accepted around the same time the Québécois take control of Parliament and declare French the only official language of Canada. No one in America is going to eat something that begins with "poo", its going to be laughed at. If the British system is so great...why aren't you driving on the wrong side of the motorway and sitting on the wrong side to the car eh?

I have news for you bunkie, we already make fun of people living in Ohio and points south (GE comes to mind for some reason). We have to change the southern and redneck jokes references to Newfie jokes and insert the word "eh" so you Canuckistans can get the joke too. The Queen is more popular and revered in this country than our president - for a lot of reasons. I think we held a Tea Party for the monarchy a couple of hundred years ago. It went well.

What....we can trade Obama for a Prime Minister? Hmmmm.......hmmmmm......hmmmmmm........tough choice.....hmmmmm......I'm thinking damn it....give me a minute! Nope. Sorry, sticking up for the constitution.

I'd love to go bobsleeding. Tell me when and where. I already throw myself off scary mountains skiing in BC, Alberta, Ontario, and Quebec, not to mention places all over the U.S., this includes 4 Olympic ski venues (Squaw Valley, Park City, Whistler, and Banff). Bring it eh!!!!

Curling is an entertaining sport to play (if you don't mind wearing silly pajama like uniforms in public, don't mind falling on your arse trying to swipe and slide at the same time, and drink lots of alcohol to break down all inhibitions for doing something so pointless in the first place) and it is exceptionally boring to watch - especially on CBC. If Don Cherry did curling, he still could not help it. Spent a week in eastern BC skiing during the '98 Nagano Olympics. It seemed the only events being shown on CBC were figure skating, cross country skiing, endless hours of curling (in both English and French channels), and then mercifully Hockey Night in Nagano.

If you try to absorb the NFL into the CFL, are you truly prepared to have two Lions teams too? BTW-Roughriders condoms are named after a U.S. military unit from World War One - what's your point eh? One last question - why do you Canucks love cups so much? Don't you have any bowls except those in the loo?

Going out to get the British version of M&Ms during a terrible storm is not Smartie thing to do IMO. Obviously the promise of sex (sorry "intercourse" - one must be proper) or alcohol was involved eh?

So I don't expect to calling the trunk "the boot" and the hood "the bonnet" any time soon. Noo doobt aboot it. So pack up you back bacon and take off hoser !!!!

Yes Sir. I'm half way there, my grandmother was Canadian. Justa don't know what parts Canadian on me. Maybe my right foot, EH? I do like Hockey and Toronto's mayor.

I like Mrs. notallthere, Tim Horton, Stevie Y., Capt. Kirk, and Don Cherry in that order. Canada can keep Justin Bieber. The little sh*t can't drive a stick either. No man card for that spoiled brat IMO.

You will be the first to conform. Frosty second and the rest will will exterminate with maple syrup if they do not come over to us.

Yukon go to Hell. I am having Nunavut.

Sorry...Justa can't wrap my head around playing with dolls. What happens in Canada, stay's in Canada. For those wondering about Frostys fate..... He was rebuilt and the magic hat reinstalled. All is good. It appears he lost his typing skills in the reboot.

Sorry JUSTA - been working on a ton of hours on my work program, leading to an executive meeting yesterday with the CIO of United Technologies Aerospace Systems and his staff yesterday. So I have not had a ton of spare time to blog lately. Hopefully, it will ease up in a few weeks.

I thought Elton John was the Queen?

He's the queen poofter

wait why was Frosty smiling all the way thru?

Women love Frosty. That's because he's always frozen stiff Ghost !

WOW......Guess Frosty's back!

so who is GI Joe?

Actually the owner of the 2008 Superbird.

I talked to the people at Petty's Garage while I was at the Detroit Autorama about the owner of the 2008 Superbird (they brought Richard's STP Grand Prix). It seems they all know "G.I. Joe" - seems he is known as the "Deerslayer". I got a business card and an email address from a guy back in N.C. that I am going to follow-up with tomorrow morning. I can't wait to get the dirt on this!!!!

I already know the story about "the Deerslayer" (since the owner was silly enough to tell me about it) and all the other roadkill he has managed to generate with the Superbird. I just want to know more stories from the boys at Petty what else he might have said or done. This ought to be fun!!!!

Oh, I talked to G.I. Joe this weekend too. Seems there is a video of Joe taking out Frosty but it seems that all my kin rise up and kill him in revenge. Apparently notallthere hasn't seen it either.

Congrat's to FROSTY, Justa got my CRO calander with his car in it.

Thanks JUSTA. I just got mine as well...it came with a T-shirt, some hats, and coupons for free Gold Eagle products.

The Lemans is shown in the month of October since that was the month I won Ride of the Month - thanks to you all.