I'd help, BUT people with glass hoods...shouldn't throw stones.

Frosty's log day 4

When a toilet is rated at 1000 g of solid waste they stick to that rule.

The cold sweats have stopped but the rash is everywhere.

People are coming to get me.

Since I switched from coffee to rum I am having a hard time standing.

I'm a little concerned that you know your toilet's solid mass rating ... or that such a thing even exists.

Thats important info.You NEVER want to overload a crapper.Though i guess unloading would be worse?This is alot of crap to think about LOL Where's Frosty again?

We thought you had him. Last report, he wandered outside N melted in the SUN.

Thats important info.You NEVER want to overload a crapper.Though i guess unloading would be worse?

No, the worst is when you're downloading what feels like a boa constrictor .. look down and there's nothing there.

Actually the solid waste rating is real. The Champion 4 toilet from American Standard will officially hand 1000g but in reality it is more like1500g

Day 5

I feel like crying

My tummy is really upset

God I hope I do not run outta toilet paper today

Outta rum switching to shine

God I hope I do not run outta toilet paper today

That's the worst!

No ... the worst is when there's that one last square left ... and you're desperately trying to get it off the tube in one piece but it's glued on just that little bit too well ... just when you think you've got it, it shreds.

Just use the shower curtain.The wife will make sure that never happens again LOL

Can't reach it from there. I can get to the towel rack tho ...

Towel is the better option anyways with SHINE shits.

Day 6

It burns it burns it burns

My dog is telling me to drive Fords

Bleach will not remove the hate

The tin foil hat makes sure they cannot read my thoughts.

Time to shoot yer dog.

Not 'ole Yeller!

So I made it to the show today. Set up and went lookin for Frosty. His car was there, but everytime I walked across the lot he was missing. He was sure back @ the car quick when the rain hit and I saw his top go up! Finally met up and (pun intended) the man was COLD. Maybe he was mad I stepped inbetween him and the cheerleaders he was following around, or it might have been Miss Michigan that handed out the trophy's. GTO took a surprize trophy and was happy to see Frosty trophy'ed as well. So I guess the rumor of his demise/melting was false.

You bastard Frosty I thought I meant something to you.................

so...?

hmmmmm.... really cornfused about what's going on...

so●○•...¿?

We talked for a minute, then he had to go. After all the Detroit sports teams mascots made an appearance, he couldn't take it anymore. Donned the snowman hat and lead all the kids in a pre-winter parade.

anything relevant to the forum?

Notta word. Widetrackers were allowed "voting ballots" at a Judged show. So he was busy. I was the only early 60's GTO in attendance, so maybe that had something to do with my award.

Showing up in the only b body wagon has that same effect. Even funnier winning 'best pontiac wagon' in a sheddy and seeing 'incorrect badges' on the score card.