Literally went through all the items on the homepage, I want more than half of them!

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

HYDROPACK!

Cooool site!

As goofy as it is I might get these for my bike!

very cool stuff!

thought of choas right away lol

So the rumour that I have been spreading about the hookers and cocaine are not true?

So the rumour that I have been spreading about the hookers and cocaine are not true?

Nope. That stuff can be easily found down on 8 Mile Road!

best front lawn ornament ever

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004X9K86U/?tag=047-20

too bad it's not life size

So the rumour that I have been spreading about the hookers and cocaine are not true?

OMG. OMG. Thanks a lot, Jim. Now I want to spend $78 on a freaking dress.

^^^ that is win!

OMG. OMG. Thanks a lot, Jim. Now I want to spend $78 on a freaking dress.

Now I want to play video games.

Imagine that girl with blonde curly hair and YOU HAVE HOW AWESOME THAT DRESS WOULD LOOK ON ME AHHHHHHHHH :headdesk:

I'm also considering these for my roommate for Christmas:

He is OBSESSED with Titanic. We have a blueprint of the ship framed on our wall, a Christmas gift from me two years ago.

Imagine that girl with blonde curly hair and YOU HAVE HOW AWESOME THAT DRESS WOULD LOOK ON ME AHHHHHHHHH :headdesk:

Good news I bought you that dress but you have to come over to my house and pick it up. Preferably on Friday.

Will you also have the same clueless look on your face as that girl does?

Good news I bought you that dress but you have to come over to my house and pick it up. Preferably on Friday.

Will you also have the same clueless look on your face as that girl does?

She could if you use my tried and tested pick up technique...

You gaze lovingly into her eyes, and as she lets her guard down you move in with a rag to her face and ask "Does this smell like Chloroform?"

Any girl be putty in your hands!

She could if you use my tried and tested pick up technique...

You gaze lovingly into her eyes, and as she lets her guard down you move in with a rag to her face and ask "Does this smell like Chloroform?"

Any girl be putty in your hands!

I prefer roofies.

The quicker-pick 'er uper.

OMG. OMG. Thanks a lot, Jim. Now I want to spend $78 on a freaking dress.

OMG, I found you the perfect bra! (The stalker said as he crawled out from under your bed)

EDIT: I found panties too!

I prefer roofies.

The quicker-pick 'er uper.

And this is why I like this site!

you guys are funny.

She could if you use my tried and tested pick up technique...

You gaze lovingly into her eyes, and as she lets her guard down you move in with a rag to her face and ask "Does this smell like Chloroform?"

Any girl be putty in your hands!

I prefer roofies.

The quicker-pick 'er uper.

Good idea. I usually use a Black Jack the problem is that if used incorrectly they get the pepper spray and that stuff stings like hell.

OMG. OMG. Thanks a lot, Jim. Now I want to spend $78 on a freaking dress.

Money well spent Do you get the girl too for that price?

Money well spent Do you get the girl too for that price?

Not that girl, but buy me the dress and we'll talk.

OMG, I found you the perfect bra! (The stalker said as he crawled out from under your bed)

EDIT: I found panties too!

And this is why I like this site!

HAHAHAHAHA, omg. People really do think of everything.

Not that girl, but buy me the dress and we'll talk.

oh man, BAM is missing out.

BAMBAMM, come out of that cave.

i know he would be all over this thread.

Bam?

Is someone about to release the Cracken?