its a baby card

prego test

pillow

knife

get well soon card

3 pack of syringes

knife

get well soon card

3 pack of syringes

lol at the get well soon card

- Frozen turkey

- Plunger

- Lube

I bought stick on letters to put on an old stop sign I was giving a friend as a gift, to get the right letters I got them in sequence, and forgot they were in order when the cashier scanned them, by the time she was done she had this horrified look on her face... I looked at her screen and saw this:

M.........79¢

A.........79¢

S.........79¢

T.........79¢

U.........79¢

R.........79¢

B.........79¢

A.........79¢

T.........79¢

I.........79¢

N.........79¢

G.........79¢

Total..$9.48

I have to find that receipt!

ROFL wow find IT

Win.

Also:

Rubber Mallet

Bananas

Condoms

blindfold

tube

cetaphil

- Cordless drill

- Cucumber

- Lube

Pregnancy test

coat hangar

towel

and on the next trip you could get the following to go along with that

trash bags

duck tape

machete

catnip

superglue

pressure washer.

- Shaver

- Lighter fluid

- Burn ointment

apparently this is enough to get the cashier to look at you funny (and ask for your ID)

DayQuil

NyQuil

frozen burrito.

Sudafed

Gas can

Pyrex tupperware containers

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Plan B

Mortar and pestle

Premixed Margaritas

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Coat hanger

Turkey baster

Neosporin