How to wash a cat:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your house, making sure there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak out of bathroom, and race outside where he will air-dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet bowl and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,

The Dog

Best parts are the "he's actually enjoying this" and "sincerely the dog"

awesome.

You are not all there

You are not all there

I think my cat would go down on the first flush!

i waant to try this

I think my cat would go down on the first flush!

i waant to try this

Believe me so do I and there is a cat around here that I could test it on.

that will only work once.