Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
If you're bad at haggling, you'll end up paying the price.
Just so everyone's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.
A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
When I told my contractor I didn't want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.
Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, "Oh no, not U2 again."
Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it's a