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Real groaners....you've been warned, we are all isolating so what else do you have to do anyway😆 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.' 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.' 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?' 7. 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.' 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' Well, 'It's Not Unusual.' 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'I don't believe you,' says Dolly. 'It's true; no bull!' exclaims Daisy. 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. 10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any. 13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel. 14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!' 16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. 'But why,' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.' 18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.' 19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ..... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

They canceled my daughters wedding on Mackinaw Island. Less than a week from this Saturday. Been a cluster of fighting non refundable parts of this whole mess. We are back on track for this Saturday with most everything in place. Was sent these to lighten a very dark mood I've been in.

So sorry Kiwi. RIP Harry, I know you'll be missed. They are a huge part of the family. We have been on borrowed time with my Cocker Spaniel for awhile now. Cherish every moment.

Much respect to this guy!!!! Thankz for sharing more pic's with us.

TwoLane, do you remember what thread you posted your tower top shots in?? Maybe you can post some new ones. Daaaaa Want an answer from the man, ya gotta speak TO the man. Do you remember what thread you posted some of your towertop shots in? Maybe you could post some more? Kiwi Boni is interested and I wouldn't mind checkin out more. THANKZ bro.......you know how much we like pic's around here!!!

Two lane IS the man. Some of the pic's he has posted from the tops of these towers are mind boggling.

That's one COOL day! That's Frosty's cousin, Freezer burn. Are those Big Foot tracks under the chopper?

Sorry, Frosty dropped the snowball on that one.

Welcome to the site

The Corvette A man named Tom Nicholson posted on his Facebook account the sports car that he had just bought and how a man approached and told him that the money used to buy this car could've fed thousands of less fortunate people. His response to this man made him famous on the internet. READ his story as stated on Facebook below: A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said, "I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost? I replied I'm not sure; it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it, it fed the people who make the tires, it fed the people who made the components that went into it, it fed the people in the copper mine who mined the copper for the wires, it fed people at Caterpillar who make the trucks that haul the copper ore. It fed the trucking people who hauled it from the plant to the dealer and fed the people working at the dealership and their families. BUT,... I have to admit, I guess I really don’t know how many people it fed. That is the difference between capitalism and the welfare mentality. When you buy something, you put money in people’s pockets and give them dignity for their skills. When you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self-worth. Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value. Socialism is having the government take your money against your will and give it to someone else for doing nothing. Well written and thought out.

Nice bones....... Great work. Happy it's back N gettin ready to ROLL.

Very cool. Welcome

Soooo sweet.

Beautiful ride! I would look into a carb style fuel injection. https://www.holley.com/brands/holley/ This will give you a good look at what you need. There are other units out there to compare, and always good to shop around for the best price when you figure out what you want.

Welcome. You could sell the intake complete with all 3 carbs and linkage for what it would cost you for a stock or name brand replacement and carb. Most manufacturers sell a complete kit. Agree with KIWI on the starter. Did anyone mention we like pic's??????

Why didn't ya finish washin it? Top half lookin good buddy! Happy Thanksgiving guys

LMAO Got yer Chevy hangin bro... Car came with a thumpin 396. It was a bracket racer. I was rebuilding everything so putting the entire car back to Pontiac was the task. The blue Tri is the 421 that's in the GTO now. Sold the 396/trans, headers, exhaust for exactly what the 421 cost me. Worked out well as you can see the limited space I have to work in. Good shot of the Sunbird pullin the Jet boat. (coolest guy @ the boat ramp) Notice the Pontiac air deflector on my utilitiy trailer haulin my early 70's Rupp snowmobiles? Built the kids a Sunbird peddlecar to play with at shows. Added a snowblower...so it can be useful.

Sorry, random shots from photobucket.

Most non-triumphant. Not only was he one of my personal fav's, but a car guy too. Sad day indeed..... https://www.motorious.com/articles/news/eddie-van-halen-legendary-rocker/

Never noticed your set up. At best my experience with your ride is checkin one out at a show. This is the best pic I could find of my GTO setup. My steering box aluminum lid is in line with pullies. My rag joint is under #1 exhaust. Your LID us under the middle 2 exhaust ports and looks like its behind the A arm. Hmmm