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JUSTA6

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  1. Aspire to inspire before you expire” A little chuckle for you today Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Herald-Citizen in Bartlesville, OK, and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.” Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!” A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?” They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 1,000 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $1898.00 The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?” Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.” Curtis and Leroy now work for the federal government. They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs. Limit all U.S. politicians to two terms: One in office, One in prison
  2. Very cool thank you. have my wife N kids and their better halfs votin too.
  3. Everybody elses too. Thankz for the pic.
  4. Have my old Craftsman from the 70's.
  5. Welcome....Did anyone mention we like pic's?
  6. Ted could ya help the Pontiac Museum in Pontiac Mich with a couple votes over the next week? Would sure be nice to win the grant $$. Thankz Justa schroll back to top of page.
  7. YES I am that cheap. I've used my electric leaf blower to get Maple seeds N leaves from cracks N crevaces in ALL my cars and boat.
  8. Not otta my pocket.....Leaf blower for the win! If you don't have an air nozzle for your compressor, they are less than $5
  9. Not enough to worry about. When washing at home, I like to blow out the bottom of windshield and rear windows with air compressor as these spots hold water. I try NOT to get water on door windows, as it ends up in the door bottoms. But that's JUSTA me.
  10. We could use some help in voting for our Pontiac Transportation Museum. Hear is a link to whats going on. Thank you for your votes and can be done everyday for the next week. https://pcf.us.launchpad6.com/PontiacImpactChallenge/entry/11 Friends of PTM - We Need Your Votes! Now through December 15, Pontiac Transportation Museum is excited and proud to be included in the Pontiac Impact Challenge. Thanks to the Pontiac Community Foundation for sponsoring this initiative and providing us a chance to win $10,000 for our building renovation! Consider how important having a pride-restoring, world-class cultural facility will be for this City and our region. In addition to unique vehicles and fascinating exhibits, PTM intends STEAM educational outreach to primary, secondary and vocational schools. The winner will be the group that garners the most votes! And you can vote for us once every 24 hrs. until December 15th! Launch this link below and then click on the VOTE NOW button! Please vote early and often!! You can even ask your friends to vote!
  11. Leaves white marks if it dries before you can get to it. I start from the top and wash down, hood, trunk then one side at a time.
  12. Looked real hard N didn't see the dent in the Caddy hood. Nice pic's N thankz for sharing. Keep the grankids interested.
  13. I used a GM, mid 80's non pull down latch with much fabrication to release my hood. Added hydraulics to open N close from inside the car. Pic's of your current setup would be helpful. Mid 80's GM also had a latch that grabbed on from the trunklid, then the lower part on the car pulled the trunklid down tight. Should be plenty of setups in the junkyards.
  14. DER CALL THE POLICE - WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND YOU DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me." Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available" George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policeman said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) Don't mess with old people A few chuckles for seniors. GETTING OLDER A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.." *********************** An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...." ( I LOVE THIS !) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old." ------------------------------ --- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. (Mostly because we forgot why we were waiting in line in the first place !!) ------------------------------ --- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and MOST of the roads weren't paved. ******************** When you are dissatisfied ` and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. ------------------------------ - One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. ********* First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper... it's worse when you forget to pull it down. ```````````````` Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too... I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?' To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours." (ADORABLE) ********************* (And this final one especially for me,) "Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth!" Now, if you feel this doesn't apply to you . . . stick around awhile . . it will!
  15. Yea, like I said he still needs sealer around the cable and with the 44mag you also get a hole in the seat and floor. NO more stopping to get rid of the used beer!!!!! KNOWWHATIMEAN?
  16. Naw, that one had a better grill= missle launcher.
  17. Even he needs sealer....... In true Pontiac form, I'll let my GOAT take care of this one! Matching CB antenna hole as well.
  18. I would prefere my 44mag!
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