Terrible Day

[notallthere]

Today was a dark day for me. At 6pm tonight my Dad went to his first car club meet. It was for the Smart Car. I don't know what to do. I am at a loss for words. Please keep me in your prayers.

[Erat]

I tell ya what to do.

Crush his smart car.

End of your problems.

[Jedi3]

so your an orphan now?

still baffles me why they call them things Smart cars, there the dumbest things on the road!

no traction control, rear wheel drive and I hear there not as great on gas as you may think.

lol smart I think not!

[tunicwriter]

Don't forget the whole 3-lug thing...

[[ChaosweaveR]]

There is one, and only ONE purpose for a Smart car.

A Hyiabusa motor swap.

Go ahead, search youtube for them, those little bastards will outrun Ferraris and Lambos.

[Rodimus_Prime]

I dont see the point to those cars, the gas mileage is really NOT that good, not anymore than a hybrid so why get something so small and gay looking?

[Ringo64]

Show him the crash test videos for those things and unless he wants to kiss his legs and possibility all move ability good bye with even a crash at low speeds then I dunno what will scare him to sell it or not buy it.

[markpetersonii]

LOL You the game slug bug? Well, when my mom sees those she hits someone and says Dumb Car! lol

I'm sorry though...

[1BADG6GT]

I'm sorry for the loss of your father.... wait it's your dads and NOT your moms car???

[Jordan5150]

Yeah they only get like 40-45 mpg. Not that great for how small they are. And the hyabusa swaps are HILARIOUS! They are redneculously fast. I seen a vid of a dude just blipng the throttle and flying accross a parking lot.

[Jedi3]

Yeah they only get like 40-45 mpg. Not that great for how small they are. And the hyabusa swaps are HILARIOUS! They are redneculously fast. I seen a vid of a dude just blipng the throttle and flying accross a parking lot.

You would think the gas milage is that good but it is not. They only get 36mpg on the highway lol not realy worth it IMO.

[[ChaosweaveR]]

This is a Kawasaki powered Smart. I lol'd. Then lol'd some more.

[notallthere]

I'm sorry for the loss of your father.... wait it's your dads and NOT your moms car???

Yep its my Dad's car. My Mom drives the F150.

[[ChaosweaveR]]

Yep its my Dad's car. My Mom drives the F150.

So she has the penis? Ouch.

[Jordan5150]

Shit, 36. And they arent exactly cheap. You can buy a civic for like 2000 and get 40. Mercedes needs to figure out what they want this car to be.

On another note, anyone seen the SMART convertible with a 3 cyl turbo?

[notallthere]

It was parked next to Dad's car at the meet. I was out in the truck getting 9mpg when I came across this and stopped. I figure three would fit in the bed plus 4 on a car trailer.

Yes Mom has the brass set in the family.

[Erat]

Brabus smart car.