I wake up every morning and all I think about it getting a fix.  During my breaks at work and as soon as I get home I have to.  I do not break out in sweats but it is on my mind continuously.  This damn habit stops me in the middle of working on the Chevelle in the middle of a Saturday afternoon and I cannot stop thinking about it throughout my day.  I just got back off vacation and I stopped 5 times a day just to get my fix.  This is really starting to worry me and I cannot see myself stopping any time soon.  I did not tell my wife but I just spent $150.00 on it just to hide it in the house.  I have heard of this ending marriages and bankrupting families.    I need your guys help and advice.........I mean is it natural to like coffee this much.

You crazy. Don't worry, we'll get you in a good program

Simply replace the coffee with BEER!  Prob/solved.

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!

Seriously dude, if your best friends first names are Ronald, Tim, or Duncan, we need to find you some counseling ASAP! You then are clearly suffering from OCS (obsessive caffeine syndrome). We will have to fil your head with Havoc porn and Jäger to cure you!

Personally I can't stand coffee. Kick the habit dude.

Think of all the extra liquid latex and cell phone minutes you can purchase if you did kick the habit.

Think of all the extra liquid latex and cell phone minutes you can purchase if you did kick the habit.

 

Cell phone minutes? Ah, some of those fun lines huh?

Yup, all those extra minutes sending you pictures of his latest latex creations and his Brazillian wax job lined with shanker scars.

*gag*

Oh, gawd. I was think more of the sex phone lines

Frosty is my phone sex line.  My BDSM habit is Havoc.

 

Give up coffee.  I might as well cut off a testicle

That would help the gene pool !!!!

 

if its like this for you guys online, i can only imagine how weird it gets in person.

You have no idea.

On here we make fun of people in our lives.  In person we make fun of people online.

It's called sport!