3-Word Game

[FourDoorMafia]

Ok, we start with 3 words, and the next person has to put the next 3 words, and the next does the same and so forth.

Try to make your 3 words flow GRAMMATICALLY with the previous three, but not the entire story. The more random the direction of the story, the funnier it ends up being.

This continues on until an ending is determined. You should avoid trying to end the run until we have at least 300-400 words. Once an ending is given, I will combined all the posted words into 1 post for all to enjoy.

Example:

Good:

A guy once

washed his finger

in the toilet

as he talked

his buddy into

kicking a bicycle

etc, etc, etc

Bad:

A guy once

yellow kitty jumped

car got wrecked

in the dishwasher

or today you

etc, etc, etc

Start!

My car has

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Game #1 story:

My car has four real doors that are for hauling groceries and carrying the kids on my back as the day drags on and I drive home to the large cottage on the river across from the small old man walking in the cave with a hot mermaid whose Father was drunk and ate Mexicans for dinner along with sides of drunk Marines. But more Army people laughed at the Coast Guard than anyone else because Marines ROCK at totally nothing Army-wise, so just like the Girl Scouts, they eat thin mints and are AWESOME, but do not like pink clouds like the Marines and Dan who, unlike Mark, is a raging closeted evil monkey and throws feces at cars around the Palace at Disney Land. HEY! Who is the man eating that big piece of chicken wrapped in bacon that was soaked in pickle juice but smelled like fish and tasted like mayonnaise that had been sitting all day long in a dark corner with long sticks stuck to the back of a chair that smells like rotten eggs mixed with the sweat from firemen and Marines who work harder at sliding down stripper poles and playing with each and every sex while Mark sits on another man and giggles uncontrollably while Dan sucks a flabby titty covered in hair and smells like poop mixed with Jalapenos and cotton candy that stank like dead babies in the Nile river drowning in a pool of women dressed in sexy leaves covering only their toes and belly buttons while Mark suffered from No-Balls Syndrome also took meds to help with psychotic tall psychosis while Pete drank Horse Semen with a straw made of snake skin covered in slimy boogers picked from a fat midget's little dark hairy nose with brown squishy like substance that came from the very outer crunchy place called "Crunchy Crispy Cave" which Ghost licked and 1BADG6GT also just watched in SUPER HIGH DEFINITION. And then a pepperoni asteroid came. The masses panicked and ran towards the epic hero who is from down by the river known as Jiggalo, not Duece Bigalow. He then did his mom under the moonlight.

[G8Girl]

Four real doors.

[markpetersonii]

My car has

Four real doors

That are for

[FourDoorMafia]

hauling groceries and

(you don't need to copy the previous posts into your own. just post your 3 words. )

[danmccormick87]

carrying the kids

[FourDoorMafia]

on my back

[danmccormick87]

as the day

[FourDoorMafia]

drags on and

[danmccormick87]

I drive home

[markpetersonii]

to the large

[danmccormick87]

Cottage on the

[markpetersonii]

river, across from

[danmccormick87]

the small old

[markpetersonii]

man walking in

[Ghost]

the cave with

[danmccormick87]

a hot mermaid

[markpetersonii]

who's Father was

[Ghost]

drunk and ate

[markpetersonii]

Mexicans for dinner...

[FourDoorMafia]

along with sides

[danmccormick87]

of drunk Marines

[markpetersonii]

But more Army

[danmccormick87]

people laughed at

[markpetersonii]

the Coast Guard

[FourDoorMafia]

than anyone else