you so ugly... & your mama, ect joke thread.

[Jedi3]

I was messing around in the SB with "you so ugly" jokes and thought it would make a funny thread.

have fun but not too much fun.

you so ugly............ you look like you fell out of a tree and hit every branch in the face on the way down. lol

you so ugly....when you were born the Dr. slapped yourrrrrrrr mom. lol

you so ugly.....your moma takes you to the vet and he dosent even notice your not a dog. lol ooooooooooooowwwww thats a good one. lol

you so ugly........ when you have sex the guy puts the bag over his own face. lol

you so ugly........... you went to the zoo once and the alarm went off. they thougt one of the animals got out. but it way only little old ugly you. lol

you so ugly.........you have a face made for radio. lol

you so ugly..... darth vader thinks your the one that needs to were the mask. blahahah

you so ugly........ even PS cant make you look good.

you so ugly...... if you were a stripper at a nudy bar, you would make the most money out of all the girls.

All the customers would pay you to keep yours on.

you so ugly......... when you go to the Doctors for a checkup the Dr asks you to keep your clothes on. Then shuts off the lights and puts a bag over his own head just for good measure. lol

[emily.todd]

you would make this thread haha

[[ChaosweaveR]]

Your momma so stupid, after she got raped, she said, "Where's my money?"

Your momma so stupid, she stole free bread from the homeless shelter

Your momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

[Mariachi]

and the all time favorites,

yo momma so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

[BAMBAMM]

Yo momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.