MoonPie

My agent orange is acting up.

It is clear the increase in the aforementioned faggotry is directly proportional to the decrease in the number of automobile enthusiasts. I'm a Gen Y'er and unlike my fellow constituents, I am an avid car enthusiast AND pimpin' enthusiast (of bitches). I noticed this in my elementary school years of the 90's and I've seen a marked increase ever since. You never see fvcking queers in a sweet, loud, fast and big hairy American V8 as well as other fast and pimpin' vehicles. They drive the limpwristed, slackjawed faggin' wagons. I also noticed a noticeable drifting of hot bitches away from the studly athlete (ME) to girly, metrosexual queers in camo. We are seeing the beginning of the end of mankind, the continued degradation of the straight manly man (who also happens to be the most intelligent, innovative, hardworking and adversity defying human with greatest capacity for leadership to ever exist). Once we are gone, the world will implode. It's true because I'm right, I'm right because it's science. I drink beer, drive fast, lift weights and fvck bitches. Therfore, I am all that is MAN. NOTE: Gayness is not directly linked to 4 bangers and six cylinder cars, but to the lack of attitude, rawness, meanness, cocky demeanor and overall "If you keep mugging me, my agent orange is gonna start flaring up and I'm gonna get the itch to start killing people" factor. There are several models of vehicles other than a V8 from which the alpha male aura emanates. The rest are for beta males. Edit 1.0: Let it be known that I have nothing against homosexuals, I just hate the buttfvcking, ugly lesbians and hot lesbians who won't let me join in on the fun (if they exist).

I didn't know if you guys preferred footnotes as opposed to a bibliography so I went with the Edit X.0 system. Fail-safe.

^THIS Ahhh, shit. I can't do this for a hot minute. Withdrawn until further notice. I think my wife is in the middle of making a baby or will be soon. Edit 3.0: if we trade wheels and tires, then maybe if they would fit over the brembos I'd roll. Edit 4.0: and you'd almost have to powdercoat my wheels anyways, when I first got out of the hospital May 2009 from being in a coma I was all fvcked up and shit and drifted into a curb. I'm planning on doing it myself in a few months anyways.

Mark, When you decide on what wheels you want, I call iggies on the 18's you have on her now, if someone hasn't spoken up yet. I can't stand my GXP wheels.

RWD car + VDOT that doesn't plow when it snows, they'd rather throw down gravel and see what happens durrrrrrr, equals stone chips all over the place, so the mudflaps are an unfortunate necessity..

Subtle, but makes a difference.

You know, I think lol has gone from "laugh(ing) out loud" to "I really don't have anything to say"

mark, Soooo, are you the manatee and weezergirl the shark in your avatar? Ahhhhh, its nice to see harmony in the depths of the abyss...

Obama Bin Laden...

Keith Stone on constructing a mosque anywhere near ground zero: "No."

islam is nothing more than a veil for sadistic bullies to spread their message of hate and forced assimilation into a cult of goons and maniacal sheep. It is no worse than Nazism. There is no toleration of anything different than the personal views of the lead cleric. He is a dictator. If it weren't for islam, the World Trade Center would still be standing. Those people killed in the terrorist attacks on 9-11-10 would still be alive. Without islam, those umpteen terrorists would not have been motivated to give up their lives for an evil, stone age way of life. Those fat, worthless muslim leaders wouldn't get off their useless asses to take a leak. islam is the enemy for it promotes hate and violence towards anything "non-islamic". The muslim state is one of totalitarian fascism with a rejection of all that is individualism. I don't hate religion, but I really hate islam. With the truth uncovered, this is merely an attempt to rub it in our faces. Tasteless and low class, if not nefarious.

Wheels can make a decent looking car look real nice. It definitely does with yours. They look sharp, man. I need some new shoes as well.

Damn, that one chickenhead looks like she needs Proactiv on her butthole.

Black for sure

Dude, that's an ATV path...

Well, time to put up! Off and on 'em, let's hear it! Sound off like you got a pair!

I say you're good as long as it doesn't sound like a vibrator, then you'd have some explaining to do...

I saw this the other day: Just fvcking with you, bro...I think...

That's kickball.

April 2008??????

I guess that'll be the next ride after my G8 GXP. That Z28 is the slip, slap, slammity shiznit!

What about NCAA D-I football. Think Boise St is going to be considered for the title game they were unjustly denied last year? I swear, neither Alabama or Texas deserved to be in that game. TCU and Boise St played for the real National Championship.

Favre's 2009 season: 4202 yards passing, 33 TDs vs 7 INTs, 107.2 QB rating. Mmmmmm, I think he'd get a chance to play for any team I coached. With good officiating, he and the Vikes go to the Super Bowl. The Saints, although Brees is awesome, were handed the NFC Championship game and a trip to the Super Bowl by at least two horrible late game calls. And that's the bottom line cuz MoonPie said so.

chisel out all the honeycombed palladium and such, run straight pip through it and weld away. Of course you have to weld on each side as well as make sure the cat's shells are welded to the pipe too so there's no rattling.