MoonPie

Alight, buddy. Define harder for me. I do remember my cousin quitting football halfway through 3-a-days in high school then starring in our marching band, and they did do stuff too, it was an area of pride in my high school, the awesome football team with a class act band. I must respectfully disagree with your statement, not because I consider band as second class, but just due to the nature of their respective performance criteria.

Our ever increasing expectation that we shouldn't be held responsible for our own actions, that it's always someone else's fault and the government should pay my car note, hold my dick so I can take a piss and pick the dingleberries out of my butthole have all led to policies such as this. Where individuals of authority think they know and have the right to autocratically dictate every aspect of a person's, or peasant's as that is what we've become, life. Never has this been more evident than on November 4th, 2008. I'm all for limited rules and regulations and for the monitoring of basic rules and regulations, but the minute you dupe a large group of individuals into supporting your social movement with empty promises and regressive policies so you can steal more wealth from the hardworking citizens (now a large minority), use said funds to appease your lazy following and line your and your vile constituents' pockets with the rest, then regulations like this will continue to be the norm until we are fed up with such asinine concepts. It will be then the pendulum will swing back towards a much more prosperous excepted norm until de-regulation becomes too rampant then it will slide back to ultra regulation. Expand and contract, it's human nature. The ideal condition is an environment in the middle of moderate and ultra-deregulation. Whether or not our hasty nature will allow us to get there and stay there is the question and it's solution is the key to our continued prosperity.

Dude hasn't been on here for a hot minute, but I swear I saw him in Winchester about two couple weeks ago, Woodstock is about 30 minutes away, had to be him, of course I was in my pretty car and saw his best looking G6 I've seen to date, impressive.

Debbie Does Dallas

Nope: I hath offended photobucket

You know human meat is the most efficient nutrient I can consume so long as I stay away from your brain and spinal cord to prevent kuru and my dogs will assist with the rest, hypothetically speaking.

Real sense here, and liberal interpretation as well. Marine, right? Be proud of what you're doing. Thanks.

Nope. Besides, only beautiful women have titties

A car wash without titties...????

I went to Institute, the Virginia Military Insitute, during ROTC lab, not an expert in the technical terms, just know that I didn't miss a shot, and a compound fracture of my right leg (foot was upside down and bones were coming out the right side of the middle of my lower right leg, bones pushed back in by myself and twisted my own foot back around) with rod, plate, screws and bolts along with a bone transplant to my left wrist and a screw to anchor it in combined with the fact I procrastinated until after said injuries to consider commissioning/enlisting proved detrimental to my pursuit, I was pretty much told I was wasting my time. I later blew out my ACL/meniscus on the same leg, it was then I decided I'd had enough of getting hurt and decided to play safely for the rest of my life. That didn't work, I have permanent brain damage from a car wreck which has caused some problems, nothing cognitive, I'm just a little funny every now and then. It's my fault, I admire and am proud of anyone that gets the chance to serve, I fvcked up, waited too long because I didn't want to grow up, now I work behind a desk like a little school boy bitch. I run and lift everyday because I have too much intensity to keep it all in, that would have been the perfect life for me, that's all I was saying, okay?

Well, I did register as a sharpshooter on the M-16 and 9 mm, perfect score, but injuries from football forcing me to have multiple joints/appendages with copious amounts of hardware prevented further pursuit of that vocation. However, Squaw stopped her birth control Feb 1st, she's about five weeks along now. Five different tests, three different brands, all yes. I've got a motherfvcking heat seeking missile, my shit is lethal!

1 was awesome, I'm very Irish and I thought Bondock Saints was pure sweetness. All Saints Day just wasn't as good, didn't have that magic, too predictable.

Here's the movies they (Hollywood) have fvcked up beyond all recognition, like that time that tranny got smart with me at the club I work at because I wouldn't let shim in, shim got in my face and I beat herm like cornbread batter, but I digress, the following movies were total fvck ups: Batman 2 through whatever faggot was in it until Christian Bale, who has once again made Batman movies FORDing awesome. GI Joe - full of faggotry X-Men 1 through X-Men gay- Wolverine was played by a pussy and they totally fvcked everything up, X-Men Origins: Wolverine was worse, I wouldn't give a bucket of piss for those movies. Star Wars after Return Of The Jedi was a bucket of bull shit. Highlander 2 through whatever shit followed was a goddamn fagtarded pile of shit. Boondock Saints 2 was an embarrassment. Cocksucker playing Thor is worthless. Captain America: The First Avenger is played by a slack jawed L7 Fantastic Four was shit, 1 and 2 Blade 2 was horseshit, 1 was fvcking awesome, 3 ok. Terminator 1,2 and Salvation were legit, 3 made my fvcking head numb. Superman 1 and Returns were cool, I know people say Returns wasn't good, but the story was there, only mono- syllabic schnooks dislike it. And the new Conan will eat sh!t out of a dead elephant's butthole. Every goddamn Spiderman movies sucked the sweat off a dead man's balls

Modular trolling, TrollMod_X, I'm a real mathematician, have a Bachelor of Science in Mathematics.

Not just a troll account, this is a little more complicated and takes some knowledge of the person you are trying to FORD with, gaining a pool of friends on Facebook to legitimatize your existence, combining fact with fiction and pretending to exist as this alternated persona. Yes, it is a form of trolling, but not just an obvious troll account, but someone people you know think exists in real life, even friend yourself.

Well, hypothetically speaking, one could invent a profile that people may think is a real person or some acquaintance using knowledge you have of yourself and others, supplementing it with embellished facts about yourself or what fictitious person you want to be, and commence assault, hypothetically speaking that is. It wouldn't really be that hard to do but it's probably a violation of Facebook's user agreement.

Hey man, glad you've decided to not let a substance control you, you are in control of yourself and nothing else. A tip for your boredom? PT, PT first thing in the morning, then workout at night again if you're motivated. It takes a lot of balls to share what you did. About two years ago, and I'm not tryint to steal your thunder, I was in a bad car wreck that permanently damaged my frontal lobe which controls all your emotions, at the same time I tore some of the muscles away from the spine in my lower back. When I woke up from a coma I was on several pain meds when I got out of the hospital. I soon, unbeknownst to me, developed bipolar disorder because of my lack of regulation of certain chemicals which cause mania and depression. I was manic, manic to the point I couldn't sleep, I could drink 30 beers, sleep an hour and be ready to go. I wasn't afraid of anything, no fear of any consequences, like I could slap bullets out of the air, no inhibition, I'd say whatever the FORD was on my mind, no matter who I was talking to. I started eating mad pills to mask the problem, it finally got to the point where 10 vics or percs wouldn't do shit. I finally admitted something was wrong. Now I'm on a mood stabilizer twice a day and an antipsychotic ( I'm not psychotic, just the class of drug). I'm lucky I don't get physiologically addicted to things, I had no withdrawal symptoms, just stopped taking it cold turkey and was fine, but now need the maintenance drugs to combat my bipolar disorder. Well, now I'm good, I still feel it, it's there, I'm tiptoeing on the edge everyday and without the medicine I'd be over the edge, but the medicine is a tool I use in conjunction with self control to manage my bipolar symptoms. I guess what I'm trying to convery is that YOU need to be in charge of yourself, YOU need to tell yourself YOU will win this battle and it is a lifelong battle, there will be times where you're going to be like "Oh man, one beer and then I gotta go" but you know its not going to be one beer, it's not going to be one hit and it's not going to make you happy. Only YOU can make yourself happy and understand that YOU can achieve all the things you want to. YOU may be whatever you resolve to be. Life is short, while you're here don't live it with an altered consciousness, esperience it all. For the first time in your life, feel what it's like to actually feel, feel the world of the real. If your box isn't big enough, just make a spaceship.

You know you can weaponize Facebook, right?

Dollar for dollar it's hard to beat an American pushrod, at least there it was.

yes...and yes

Should have concluded with the greatest, fastest and most powerful Pontiac, ever...yeah, that just happened! Don't worry, I'll stick around to be a giant asshole about it, just for fun, it's nothing personal, I just have that bone which won't let me act right, I think is caused delusional arrogance.

Not so fast there buddy, Al Gore the publicity whore just held a news conference on global warming and it's affect on some fvcked up global spores turning people into the crazies.

What in the name of John Wayne's ass is jaguar thinking?