Professur

Christmas is coming ... get ready to totally embarrass everyone who knows you ... http://www.thebay.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/en/thebay/brand/opposuits?site_refer=AFF001&siteID=2617611-8068901&utm_source=CJ&utm_medium=Affiliate&utm_campaign=Affiliate&tag=CJ&PID=8068901

Ugly Christmas sweaters? Ha. Child's play.

You bastard ... do you have any idea how long it's been since I had a good Bambi-Burger?

Must not be getting a signal out at the still site

You were so afraid of it, it took you 10 years to work up the courage to taste it? Makes sense to me.

Legal moonshine ... there's an oxymoron for ya (as opposed to the regular kind)

42 horsepower? Definitely gonna need more than that.

GE and Flashers ... yup, gonna need that brain bleach.

Remember the order. Whoa, Go, Show. If you ain't got your whoa ... leave off on the go.

Nearly loaded my shorts on the way to work this morning when I passed  ... a renault. How the fark did that POS make it across the pond.

https://www.renault.co.uk/vehicles/new-vehicles/trafic.html

Globalism doesn't work when half the planet isn't onboard.  Just like trying multiculturism with a xenophobic culture.  Something about swords and plowshares. The only way you'll make globalism work on this shitball is good old fashioned imperialism.

They need to pull a Trump and slap BIG import duties on car imports now.  Actually, they needed to do it a while back to keep those jobs. They'll say they didn't want to drive up the price of cars .... but what's the point of cheap cars when nobody has a job to buy them?

Because of all the cocaine, naturally.

Not Eaglebrook?

Yeah, one from a lab supply house would be a lot more resistant than one from Home Despot.

Ah ... I've always heard that called a siphon bulb.  Wouldn't want to put one up against regular dot 3. Neat idea tho ... definitely avoids the issue of pushing the brake pedal too far and tearing a seal in the MC.

What is this vac ball of which you speak? Personally I'm not a fan of vacuum bleeding.  When you lower the pressure on a fluid, any dissolved gas can boil out.  This can lead to more gas pockets in the lines than you started with.  Shouldn't really be a problem unless you're dealing with the worst case scenarios, but my gut won't let me take that chance.

Actually, the personality keys for my snap on scanner just came in today. Now I'm ready. 'cept that tomorrow I've got a church meeting after supper, and then the wife's birthday.

Bleed it clean every two years like you're supposed to and who cares? Keeps those bleeders from seizing up too.

And that's when I killed him, Your Honour.

And now I have to go watch Grease again. Thanks for nothing.

I blame the huge blind spots caused by modern impact safety requirements.

Claims it's not seen the winter since '93. I believe it ...  roadsalt claimed my Colts ... all 4 of them. What I can't fathom is who would think to garage a Colt for nearly 25 winters.

I make no bones about it. My first car was a '89 Dodge Colt. Didn't even come with a radio. I loved that car and still do. At least once a week I hit craig's list and Kijiji looking for another. i frequently find '93-'95, but never the elusive '89. Until today. Today, I found a 1990 .... and he only wants $5,000 for it. https://www.kijiji.ca/v-voiture-collection/saguenay/dodge-colt-1990-moteur-4-engine-1-5-litres-tel-514-368-4620/1300634840?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Truly, I have found the unicorn.

So how is Flo these days?

When it first came out, I made the obvious leap to point out that his band name predicted this.  Nearly drowned in the wave of 'too soon' ... but it's still funny .. at least as funny as death gets