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I should start one that changes Ringo's camaro pink with a tampax logo on the side.


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You mean something like this?


 


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJDyKA8CIb8


 


But Pro is correct - it is sport to screw with GE at any opportunity. He will return the favor when he can. You missed the Frosty assassin routine by an elite G.I. Joe squad a few years ago in a different forum. It was something that could have only been inspired by reading Calvin and Hobbes.


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I should start one that changes Ringo's camaro pink with a tampax logo on the side.

 

I'll donate $20 to that one. Of course there has to be a string hanging out of the trunk when the car is finished.

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But the thing you need to know about GE is that no matter how wacked out, 'hold my beer and watch this' red neck he comes off online, it's only a pale shadow of the genuine man ... and I'm proud to have been in the same room with him ... even if he was holding a firearm and drinking alcohol at the time.


 


Besides .. he's already threated to duct tape me into the passenger seat of one of his land speed record attempts. What more can he threaten me with?


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His version of Clockwork Orange....force you to watch or participate in notallthere porn? Complete with hot liquid latex, male Brazillian wax jobs and mucho libre masks....for starters.


 


...or keep you in your current job.


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Is there a go fund me supporting that too?

 

 

Maybe from someone else but not from me :lol:

 

Talk to notallthere. One never knows what the voices in his head will tell him to do.

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Stratman - yeah that black bird is a good friend of mines car. He calls it Grizz. We have been cooking up a day at a landspeed event for us both to run at. Yeah HPP is out of business but, I can't remember the name of the company that bought all their molds for the cars. I will find out tho.


 


Ringo - It's all good brother we understand the funds thingie for our toys. 


 


 


Okay, so I go to work everyday for my car to afford parts to put on or in it. Someone told me along time ago that a car is like a blackhole sucking funds into it. 


Ya gotta somewhat agree with that for some reason  :blink:


 


Oh, on another note since I replaced my oxygen sensors and everything was fine then codes start popping up. Checking the items of codes and sensors are fine. So, I was like


the only thing that would cause this crap would be the cats. So, I popped my v-bands off and behold I got to replace my cats due to some imperfections in the honeycomb.


So, I have come to the conclusion to remove the certain aspects of it and go thru my program and modify settings to eliminate the issue once and for all. And now we are back to


the blackhole saga!!  :rofl:


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Well start laughing, Frosted one :P : https://gofundme.com/45zjdd3g

Ringo -  I love it !!  :woot:

Notallthere - you ain't right lmao

 

Frosty - That prison thing is just so wrong dang it man!!  Now, I don't know about the duct taping Pro and have him participate in Notallthere's liquid latex events. I think that is Notallthere's and your secret society events

with the liquid latex porn adventures. Which probably is why you posted the prison Beaoch video relating to your special love with notallthere  :rofl: You crack me up ya dang nut!! Yes, I will find the Frosty vs GI Joe pics and post them lol!!

To bad we didn't get enough snow last year so that I could finish the entire goofball skit. And yes the voices in Notallthere's head is scary!!

 

Pro - Yeah, I play with weapons and I only had 1 shot of that nasty crap liquor and I go beyond being safe with a weapon although I do stupid crap with one  :blink: Now the duck taping you to a seat was to keep you safe in the car

and besides me driving and you in the passenger seat is more like a sporting event in itself. Cause I know that would be the only way to get you to ride in a car with me behind the wheel is to be duct taped, harnessed in, with helmet so, you can't escape and flee flee run away from that nutty driver  :rofl: I just gotta take you for a thrill ride better than at disney world but, in a car lol !! And yes, being around Frosty, Notallthere, Coy,you and all the other guys are great friends and goofballs with the same twisted humor in which is scary very scary!! :bacon: Besides Frosty scared me in my own car at the Doo Wop with me in the passenger seat. I never get to ride in the passenger seat to see just what it is like with a nut case driving it like me :)

 

Justa - yeah it happens alot but, what the heck it's all fun LOL!! I'd do the same for them!

 

Well, today at work I was asked a stupid question in which I could not resist a stupid answer imagine that. I was asked "when you hit your brake pedal hard and it vibrates does that mean the brakes are bad" I replied "Oh no!! that is just

the foot vibrator massaging your foot and if you hit it harder it will vibrate faster which turns on the head and back vibrator resulting in the pilfluid leverlow releasing from the steering wheel so, that you can rest your head but, look out for the warm fluid levels from the bottom of your seat after you have come to a complete stop" Then they replied that I didn't know there was a pillow that came out of the steering wheel. And I told them that yes, and the passenger has one too that comes out of the dash. And they said really!! and I replied oh yeah. Then they asked where does the warm fluid come from in the seat. I couldn't take it anymore cause I was loosing it and just walked away laughing my butt off. 

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It's been a long 10 days doing 12 hour shifts at work and finally off work yaaaa!!  I'm sorry if I posted stuff inappropriate earlier guys.


 


I was asked this question today before I got off work. This guy ask about timing belts. He asked when should he


replace it since he hasn't replaced it and he has 145k on the honda import car. I replied about 48k ago and told him that


he is very lucky it hasn't broke yet!! And I told him to replace the water pump while he has the timing belt changed and


not to forget the thermostat and rad cap. And I pointed him to a shop that could do it for a 1/4 of the cost and a great shop


that does great work. Then he ask me if I could do it and I told him these long arms don't can't get around small import cars.


 


Oh, and I was asked from another person about an automatic tranny and why does it slip. And I replied with "well, you got these


big bundles of rubber bands that are wound tight in the case and when they get too hot and they stretch out they loose tension.


So, what ya have to do is open it up and dump all the rubber bands out. Then tightly wind up  150lbs of rubber bands as tight as


you can get them and put them in a bucket, open the case to the tranny and quickly dump them in before they unwind and slam


the case on and add oil then it should work just fine.


 


Okay, I actually told him the truth but, I just couldn't resist the rubber band thing since it popped in my head a moment ago :wacko:  


Crazy things just pop in there I can't explain it !!


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No worries GE.  Peeps always ask why I'm smiling....it's JUSTA the voices in my head telling jokes!

 

 

Crazy, GE!

Yes, those voices sometimes keeps us out of trouble. But, in my case well that's another story. Mine just keeps me in trouble and I try to escape the torment on a daily basis.

something about cars, parts, tools, guitars, etc.. vicious circle

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