The Official Useless Post Thread Pt. 2

[Ringo64]

Obviously his live feed from the hidden cameras he placed in our homes.

Uhhhhhh... mines not that interesting.

[Frosty]

Obviously his live feed from the hidden cameras he placed in our homes.

Uhhhhhh... mines not that interesting.

But....he....is....watching....you !!!!

Happens every time his wife leaves him unsupervised.

[Ringo64]

But....he....is....watching....you !!!!

Happens every time his wife leaves him unsupervised.

Debugging my house... brb

[Frosty]

Sledge Hammer

Me....I was watching Barrett-Jackson all night.

[Frosty]

Debugging my house... brb

How do you know he hasn't hacked your webcams???????

[Ringo64]

How do you know he hasn't hacked your webcams???????

Oh, I know

[Ringo64]

This needed to be restated somewhere for my hate of PSD:

// At this point, I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format.

// PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an
// insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having
// worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire
// that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns.
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different
// places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those
// too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide
// that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement
// should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned,
// or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included.
// Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD,
// of course, uses all three, and more.
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of
// your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th
// birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but
// at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people
// responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format.
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this,
// I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending
// me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or
// other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so
// difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I
// was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done
// so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire.
// Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
//
// PSD is not my favourite file format.

[Frosty]

I noticed this on the back of notallthere's car today......not sure what it means.

i guess this means that....

Hell freezes over regularly

He's been to Hell and back

[Ghost]

[Professur]

Proof that you don't have to be all that smart to teach in a school

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzCtmkwU_-k

[Ghost]

ITS HOT IN THE GARAGE!!!

[Professur]

90 year old gets a new set of wheels.

http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/Good_News/2015/04/30/22374671.html

[Ringo64]

Do they need to be rotated?

[Professur]

All tires rotate ... that's what they're for.

[Ringo64]

thank you captain obvious

Does he need to rotate them every x miles so they get even wear

[Professur]

It's a she, so probably not.

[Ringo64]

I see what you did thar

[Ghost]

i dont have a metal cutting tool.

[Ringo64]

Culvers I'm pretty sure just shortened my life

[notallthere]

Holy Crap, Prof is a dead ringer for Captain Obvious.

[Frosty]

Yes in real life Pro's secret identity is....Aaron Kaufman.

[Ghost]

the Bearded Wonder?

[Frosty]

Indeed, the one and the same, and his side kick is Little Richard Rawlings!

[Frosty]

Holy Crap, Prof is a dead ringer for Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious is dead !?!?!?! Or is Pro dead???? I'm confused here.

[Ghost]

ahh! my luck on my car isnt going how i want. why?