I love classic jokes

[havoc1482]

[Professur]

Is it ok to Chevy a sheep?

[Professur]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=139&v=fiDxghhdqik

[notallthere]

http://www.amazon.com/How-Traumatize-Your-Children-Deliberately/dp/1601063091

 

My brother got this one for Father's Day

[Professur]

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "It's really spoiled my need
for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm
still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Gonnae get aff me? Ah'm fuckin' starvin'."

[Professur]

[Ringo64]

That's too good to be true  

[Frosty]

On 9/8/2015 at 9:54 PM, Professur said:

Is it ok to Chevy a sheep?

 

I think that question is answered in the movie "Escanaba in Da' Moonlight"

On 3/9/2016 at 10:39 AM, Professur said:

The car belongs to some guy named Willie E. Coyote too.

[JUSTA6]

Made my day...too funny

[Frosty]

Beep Beep Zip BANG!

[Professur]