"On the Lighter Side..."

[Frosty]

[JUSTA6]

Edited June 13, 2020 by JUSTA6

[Last Indian]

OK! You guys are really starting to aggravate me with the old jokes! And iffff I’m sorry what were we taking about? Oh, oh yeah submarines, so what kind of sandwich was it!

[Frosty]

Never trust a marsupial! 

[Frosty]

28 minutes ago, Last Indian said:

OK! You guys are really starting to aggravate me with the old jokes! And iffff I’m sorry what were we taking about? Oh, oh yeah submarines, so what kind of sandwich was it!

Listen mister, you better be careful you are calling old. Is it time for Lawrence Welk? Oh look a Bicentennial quarter. Now be careful who you’re calling old buster. THAT’S were I put the keys to the shed....why do I need this screwdriver? Gawd now I gotta pee! Again!

[JUSTA6]

Justa think about this LIL Misters......

This comes  from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70  yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable  mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly .....  mathematical  viewpoint... and it goes like  this:

What Makes  100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving  more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings  where someone wants you to give over  100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What  makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer  these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is  represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%

And 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96% 

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100%  

And,  

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103%  

AND, look how far ass  kissing   will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%  

So, one can conclude  with mathematical certainty, that while  Hard  work   and  Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude   will get you there. Its  the   Bullshit   and   Ass  Kissing that will put you over the  top.  

Now you  know why Politicians are where they  are!            



Have you ever seen a better  explanation than this formula..............
......................how true it is..... 

[Frosty]

The explains why my social security sex is so low every month.

Edited June 14, 2020 by Frosty

[64 kiwi boni]

12 hours ago, Frosty said:

Never trust a marsupial! 

or a fart !🙄

[Frosty]

1 hour ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

or a fart !🙄

Agreed. It could be a sh-art instead.

Almost sounds like a Kevin “Bloody” Wilson lyric.

[JUSTA6]

tried to share a vid.

Edited June 15, 2020 by JUSTA6

[Ringo64]

31 minutes ago, JUSTA6 said:

tried to share a vid.

Did you encounter an error or anything? Feel free to PM and I can take a look or provide pointers for getting it posted if it's from a service like YouTube.

[JUSTA6]

Got it as an Email. Wouldn't post here. Swear I had your Email and was Justa gonna send it to you. It's that GOOD! Oh well.

[Frosty]

[JUSTA6]

Sorry LastIndian more ol guy stuff.

[Last Indian]

2 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

Sorry LastIndian more ol guy stuff.

Now that OLD - - I’m proud of did every one of those and then some! 

[JUSTA6]

OK.. back in town from the work excursion to the cabin.  Got some good ones.

[Frosty]

Stingrays are such beautiful and elegant sea creatures!

 

Edited July 2, 2020 by Frosty

[Frosty]

 

 

 

 

Computer geek jokes!

 

Edited July 2, 2020 by Frosty

[JUSTA6]

[Frosty]

3 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

It begs the question.....why'd SHE settle for you then?

[JUSTA6]

1 hour ago, Frosty said:

It begs the question.....why'd SHE settle for you then?

IDK.....sure wasn't $$$$

[64 kiwi boni]

7 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

IDK.....sure wasn't $$$$

i recon it was your wit Justa6 ! 

 You spun her wheels with your charming wit 👍

[Frosty]

8 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

i recon it was your wit Justa6 ! 

 You spun her wheels with your charming wit 👍

He made her eyes water? 

[JUSTA6]

5 hours ago, Frosty said:

He made her eyes water? 

That was JUSTA fart....  and how did you know?

[Frosty]

I’ve seen how your wife looks at you.