"On the Lighter Side..."

[64 kiwi boni]

15 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

I have gathered every gas can I get my hands on, filled everything I can from tractors to the lawn equipment.  Now off to buy as much gas as I can for a $1.26.  I have to use my $1.00 off in Kroger points or loose them.  Have only used 1/4 tank of gas in my truck in the last 6 weeks.     .26 a gallon....sweet

Justa! can you send me some of that gas!!! i filled up my work van today and saw the price had dropped from $2.23 PER LITRE TO $1.91 😡

If you can buy me 1 million litres i will pay your retail and sell it to all my mates and retire !

Hell, i will personally pick it up, buy a boat and sail it back here!!!

( oh and have a beer with you 😜, check out your toys too ! )

[Frosty]

6 hours ago, 64 kiwi boni said:

Justa! can you send me some of that gas!!! i filled up my work van today and saw the price had dropped from $2.23 PER LITRE TO $1.91 😡

If you can buy me 1 million litres i will pay your retail and sell it to all my mates and retire !

Hell, i will personally pick it up, buy a boat and sail it back here!!!

( oh and have a beer with you 😜, check out your toys too ! )

Indyman Joe and I aren't that far from JUSTA's house. We'd pop over and hoist one with you if you ever did that! 

[JUSTA6]

21 hours ago, Frosty said:

Take a picture of the gas pump price when you do JUSTA. That will be a photo to show the grandkids!

Wish I had thought of that!!!!!!!   When I got there the price was........wait for it.   $1.16      Filled 4, 6 gallon cans and topped the truck off.  29.5 gallons for $5.00 even.      .16  and that was not the cheapest price of Kroger stations in the general area.   Was kinda strange to be out on the roads.  We have only been out 4 times in the last 6 weeks.    I already have a great grandaughter!!  Need a pic of her by the gas pump so she will remember.    But she is in Fla.😢

Edited April 29, 2020 by JUSTA6

[JUSTA6]

1 hour ago, Frosty said:

Indyman Joe and I aren't that far from JUSTA's house. We'd pop over and hoist one with you if you ever did that! 

Better bring the wife kiwi boni....that would turn into an extended stay.  Would have to drag Last Indian up here too.

[Stewy]

This showed up in my email earlier this afternoon. I actually LOL'd at it so I thought I'd share.

 

[indymanjoe]

On 4/28/2020 at 4:18 PM, Last Indian said:

Right! Cuz by then they may not know what gas was let alone a gas pump! 😳

 

instead of a chicken coop Joe should be sinking a ground tank!

Believe me i am looking for an old tanker on CL and marketplace LOL Haven't completely ruled out old fire pumper trucks either LOL

[JUSTA6]

2 hours ago, indymanjoe said:

Believe me i am looking for an old tanker on CL and marketplace LOL Haven't completely ruled out old fire pumper trucks either LOL

I still have some Sta-bil from the Gold Eagle/Coolrides days.

[64 kiwi boni]

15 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

Better bring the wife kiwi boni....that would turn into an extended stay.  Would have to drag Last Indian up here too.

You know What, i would like to do that !

 i know now isn't going to be possible but when everything gets back to normal i would like to plan a trip.

i enjoy every trip i have to your guys mother land and i was planning to go back to Hawaii with a quick flick to Vegas latter this year but i am thinking thats not going to be possible.

 i feel sorry for Hawaii, they must be doing it really hard! and my thoughts are as soon as its safe i am going to book and go back there, not just because i enjoy the island but to help their economic situation 👍

[Frosty]

 

 

 

 

[Last Indian]

15 minutes ago, Frosty said:

 

 

 

 

I think you been listening to Grand Funk’s paranoid! Why to much!

[Frosty]

Hey, Grand Funk is from my home town!       

....and your point is? 

Crank it up and rip the knob off !

 

[Last Indian]

7 hours ago, Frosty said:

Hey, Grand Funk is from my home town!       

....and your point is? 

Crank it up and rip the knob off !

 

I know that! We talked about it before. One of my all time favorite bands! Along with Triumph, these two three man bands made more music withe three guys than most with five! Believe me! I’ve seen the live more then once,. One time at Geneva on the Lake in a nightclub! I think that was when I lost the second 25% of my hearing! 
I met Knight, Farner & Brewer in “67”, talked to them for about an hour, was pretty cool for a 16 year old!

[JUSTA6]

 

Edited May 2, 2020 by JUSTA6

[JUSTA6]

IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN WINNIPEG THAT READS:

"We will heel you.  We will save your sole.  We will even dye for you."

 

AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

 

ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK: "We repair what your husband fixed."

 

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

 

On another Plumber's truck

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

 

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming."

 

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.     Sit...     Stay.."

 

At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 

In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

 

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This truck is full of Political Promises."

 

[Frosty]

A sign on a Gas City Indiana restaurant / filling station: "A great place to fill up and get gas!"

[Frosty]

I swear to God that I don't make this stuff up. This is a real book - available on Amazon. I know the author didn't mean anything by it but...double entendre being what it is and all. Wow!

Edited May 6, 2020 by Frosty

[Frosty]

Quarentine Kitchen - How to Make a Bloody Mary

 

[JUSTA6]

3 hours ago, Frosty said:

I swear to God that I don't make this stuff up. This is a real book - available on Amazon. I know the author didn't mean anything by it but...double entendre being what it is and all. Wow!

Friend sent this to my wife.  Lady trying to read this kids book.    Try not to laugh.....I double dog dare ya!

 

[JUSTA6]

BEST freakin laugh all year!!!!!!!

[64 kiwi boni]

12 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

Friend sent this to my wife.  Lady trying to read this kids book.    Try not to laugh.....I double dog dare ya!

 

Justa, this cracked me up sooo much i had to share it with my mates!!! thanks 

[Frosty]

22 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:

Friend sent this to my wife.  Lady trying to read this kids book.    Try not to laugh.....I double dog dare ya!

 

OMG! This author is a frigging genius! This is one book you can judge by its cover! WOW OH WOW! This is hysterical.  

[Frosty]

I wonder how this hotel even got any toilet paper.

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